"We screw the other guy and pass the savings on to you"
I laugh every time I see it. Diane thinks it's terrible. Anyone else have a tagline that's too much to actually use?
ernie
Posted by Stephen Faulkner (Member # 2511) on :
On a stockcar I once put my name (free sponsorship! HAH!) upside down and wrote "don't call us we'll call you!".... the kid had the nerve to question my work on "his car" mom and dad paid for it and I spent 2 days free handing it for $75 bucks and a so called right to advertise!.... following that I dramatically changed my policy for working on race cars!
Posted by Bruce Bowers (Member # 892) on :
How about the butcher shop...
"You can't beat our meat"
Then there is Dave Draper's imfamous "Lot Lizards" business venture...
"Where the customer always comes first"
Hahahahahahahhahaha!
Hope all is well with the Balch's!
Have a great one!
Posted by George Perkins (Member # 156) on :
On a radiator shop vehicle "Best place in town to take a leak" he actually had people calling the shop complaing about this one
Seen on a tow truck rear window "Best tow job in town"
On a garbage truck "Satisfaction guaranteed , or double your garbage back"
Posted by old paint (Member # 549) on :
i saw it here on this board years ago...it was a plumber or septic tank business "your S--T is our bread & butter."
Posted by Doug Allan (Member # 2247) on :
a kindly (but business savvy) old woman named Lei who cleans houses for a living, has my friend print her t-shirts. The name of her company is "lei, the Maid"
Posted by Chuck Churchill (Member # 68) on :
A few years back we did a backlit fascia sign for a business called Giraffe Beverages. They make the concentrate for cocktail ingredients like grenedine. They also have a definitely male giraffe for a logo. The tagline on the sign is "you can't beat our high balls".
Posted by Mary Soyenova (Member # 590) on :
I've always liked the lawn company line: Marquis de Sod-- Let us whip your lawn into shape!"
Posted by Tim Handrich (Member # 3269) on :
These were on the back of a septic truck. Your Turd is Our T-Bone and We Take S--t From Anybody!
Posted by Jeffrey Vrstal (Member # 2271) on :
Hey, I was in the meat biz for a long time, we always kidded about the "meat beating" line and also included something about not being able to lick our hotdogs... but we did not say hotdog.
Then there's the excavation guy around here who had his back-hoe painted all black... the arm of the hoe is lettered "Little Black Hoe" and no, I did not do it.
Posted by JoAnna Nouis (Member # 2838) on :
My dad is a general contractor and does business with Sonny's Steel Erectors who has "The best erection in town!" or so his hats say!
Posted by Terry Baird (Member # 3495) on :
How about the drycleaners... "Drop your pants here".
Posted by David Otero (Member # 1645) on :
On a Dairy Queen reader-board "Where your weiner gets a better shake" no kidding!
Another was in front of a used appliance store.
Jesus Lives
Inside Refrigerators
Posted by captain ken (Member # 742) on :
I have a friend who is in the erection service business, also builds and installs elevators.... KELLY ERECTION SPECIALISTS " If you can't get it up call Kelly"
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