OK, I hope everyone has a real nice Valentine Day. Now let have some fun with it.
These are entries to a competition asking for a rhyme with the most > romantic first line but least romantic second line for a valentine: > > > Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss > but I only slept with you because I was ****ed. > > I thought that I could love no other > Until, that is, I met your brother > > Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. > But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, > the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head. > > Of loving beauty you float with grace > If only you could hide your face > > Kind, intelligent, loving and hot > This describes everything you are not > > I want to feel your sweet embrace > But don't take that paper bag off of your face > > I love your smile, your face, and your eyes- > Damn, I'm good at telling lies! > > My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: > Marrying you has screwed up my life > > I see your face when I am dreaming > That's why I always wake up screaming > > My love you take my breath away > What have you stepped in to smell this way? > > My feelings for you no words can tell > Except for maybe "go to hell" > > What inspired this amorous rhyme? > Two parts vodka, one part lime
Posted by cheryl nordby (Member # 1100) on :
YEAH this is FUN!!!!
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!
Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one!
I would like to help you out. Which way did you come in?
If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.
Posted by Bruce Williams (Member # 691) on :
Love is a series of 'darlings' and 'dearies,' Of 'honeys,' and 'sweeties' and sugared entreaties. Of moonings, and swoonings, and cooings and billings, All tempered, of course, by occasional killings. -E.Y. Harburg
Posted by Si Allen (Member # 420) on :
Heheheheheee.....
Candy is dandy, Liquor is quicker!
Posted by William Holohan (Member # 2514) on :
I'll double my pleasure I'll double my fun I'll try two wives the next time Instead of just one
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