Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, while riding in a German car, with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian, who was high on Scottish whiskey, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles, and was then treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines! This is written by an Armenian, using Bill Gates' technology which he stole from the Japanese. And you are probably reading this on one of the IBM clones that use Taiwanese made chips, and Korean made monitors, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by lorries driven by Indians, hijacked by Indonesians and finally sold to you!