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Posted by Janette Balogh (Member # 192) on :
 
A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died.”
Kenny: “Well then, just give me my money back.”
Farmer: “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”
Kenny: “OK then, just unload the donkey.”
Farmer: “What ya gonna do with him?”
Kenny: “I’m going to raffle him off.”
Farmer: “You can’t raffle off a dead donkey!”
Kenny: “Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anybody he’s dead.”

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, “What happened with that dead donkey?”
Kenny: “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.00.”
Farmer: “Didn’t anyone complain?”
Kenny: “Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back.”

Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron !!!
 
Posted by John Thompson (Member # 2750) on :
 
Hey Janette, I just posted so you wouldn't pull an ATOG on us...HA!HA! seriously that is a cool joke. Have a gudin'! [Razz]
 
Posted by Joey Madden (Member # 1192) on :
 
a Magician while on stage asked for help from someone in the audience. He wanted the person to hit him on the head with a bat as he was laying on a platform. The person hit me with the bat.
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10 years later after he came out of his coma, he his arms up and screamed, Wa La!
 
Posted by Si Allen (Member # 420) on :
 
Pfizer Corp is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be
available in liquid form and will be marketed be Pepsi Cola as a power
beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims:
It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one.
Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new
meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old fashioned
stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount And
Do.

[Smile] [Wink] [Razz] [Roll Eyes] [Eek!]
 
Posted by Bob Burns (Member # 268) on :
 
Hey Si, you think Lawyers will want to fill there swimmimg pools with the stuff!
 


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