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Posted by Si Allen (Member # 420) on :
 
The following are actual letters that Abigail Van Bur en (Dear Abby) admitted she was at a loss to
answer:

Dear Abby,

A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher, and the
other is a social worker in her mid-twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've
never seen a man go into their apartment or come out. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

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Dear Abby,

What can I do about all the sex, nudity, language and violence on my VCR?

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Dear Abby,

I have a man I never could trust. He cheats so much I'm not even sure this baby I'm carrying is his.

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Dear Abby,

I am a twenty-three-year-old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting
expensive, and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to
discuss money with him.

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Dear Abby,

Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home
turn against his own?

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Dear Abby,

I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now, how do I get out?

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Dear Abby,

My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half
years. He must be crazy.

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Dear Abby,

I was married to Bill for three months, and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home
sober.

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Dear Abby,

Do you think it would be all right if I gave my doctor a little gift? I tried for years to get pregnant
and couldn't, and he did it.

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Dear Abby,

My mother is mean and short-tempered. I think she is going through her mental pause.

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Dear Abby,

You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my
husband lost all interest in sex years ago and he is a doctor.


 

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