"My day is not complete until I terrorize a complete stranger"
What really made me laugh out loud was that it was on the back of a TAXI!!! Posted by John Thompson (Member # 2750) on :
We made one on a printer one time for a homo-phope friend I have that said "Honk if your gay too" He didn't figure it out for a week.
Posted by Corey Wine (Member # 1640) on :
IF GOD HADN'T INTENDED ON ANIMALS BEING EATEN, HE WOULDN'T HAVE MADE THEM OUT OF MEAT!
I like that sticker.
Posted by Bob Burns (Member # 268) on :
"I WON'T! THEREFORE I AINT GONNA!" My sentiments exactly!
Posted by bill riedel (Member # 607) on :
On the back of an 18 wheeler...... IF YOU CAN'T STOP, SMILE AS YOU GO UNDER On the back of another truck..... ANOTHER LOAD OF CLOTHES FOR THE NAKED CITY
Posted by bill riedel (Member # 607) on :
Mike, now that is my idea of a good and funny picture. Rufus will be posted on the wall of our shop.
Posted by bill riedel (Member # 607) on :
Sorry about that , I don't know how it happened, but it was supposed to be on Mike Pipes post
Posted by Gregory (Member # 900) on :
I saw one a couple of days ago that had multiple "Buy American" type stickers all over the back bumper.....It was an old Toyota truck.
Posted by John Cordova (Member # 220) on :
This one I gave to my brother-in-law who can be somewhat of a jerk most times...
"Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks your an a**hole"
Posted by Steve Burke (Member # 2674) on :
My wife bought a used 323 with the sticker "unless your a hemmorhoid, get off my ass"
We actually had a woman chase us once with her fist waving...
Posted by Bob Burns (Member # 268) on :
Back in the '70s,there was a popular bumper sticker...."HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS". One day I was stuck behind a car that wouldn't move when the light turned green. He had one of these stickers. I waited a moment....he STILL didn't move....so I honked! He turned around and gave me the finger!
Posted by Todd Gill (Member # 2569) on :
Good one Bob!!!
I think I need to make one for hetero-phobes...
Posted by Joe Rees (Member # 211) on :
I always liked My Karma Ran Over Your Dogma
And around Cape Cod this time of year Why Do They Call It TOURIST SEASON If You Can't Shoot 'Em?
What I'd really like to do is make up a pile of small magnetic squares with "STUPID" on them that I can flip onto the sides of particularly clueless drivers. If you see a car with more than 4 STUPID stickers on it, it should be legal to forcibly run them off the road.
Posted by AdrienneMorgan (Member # 1046) on :
I made a sticker once: NUKE GAY WHALES kinda ****es everyone off...
And............. IT'S NOT THE THING YOU FLING, IT'S THE FLING IT'SELF
a:)
Posted by Jay Nichols (Member # 2842) on :
'TOO BAD IGNORANCE ISNT PAINFUL'
'GEEZ, IF YOU LOVE, HONKUS'
Posted by Si Allen (Member # 420) on :
How about:
"WELFARE SHOULD BE AS HARD TO GET AS A SIGN PERMIT!"
"HORN IS BROKEN, OBSERVE FINGER!"
"KEEP HONKING WHILE I RELOAD!"
[ June 16, 2002, 01:52 PM: Message edited by: Si Allen ]
Posted by Todd Gill (Member # 2569) on :
One of my favorites was a bumper sticker that read, "Dual Airbags" and then it had a picture under the words of Bill and Hillary....hahhaha.
Posted by Ben Sherr (Member # 2874) on :
My current all-time favorite until I see another one that I like better is: "Don't **** me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies!"
Posted by Jeffrey Vrstal (Member # 2271) on :
OK, so I saw THIS ad...
CHRIST IS COMING. ARE YOU READY?? Borden WaxMaster Auto Detailing will get your car looking sharp for the return of Christ. Upholstery, tires, dash. Borden WaxMaster Auto Detailing 10091 Aurora N. 206-939-0132
How's YOUR marketing program working?
Posted by Janette Balogh (Member # 192) on :
"Sometimes I wake up grumpy, sometimes I let him sleep in."
Posted by LynnMineer (Member # 1509) on :
Dana,
Saw this one..."Jesus is coming...Look Busy".
Posted by David Otero (Member # 1645) on :
How about:
Visualize whirled peas.
or:
Equal rights for unborn gay spotted homeless HIV-Positive whales.
The best of all time:
America- It's not perfect, but we're not finished yet.
Posted by Steve Burke (Member # 2674) on :
Saw another one yesterday-
"Honk if you've never heard an Uzi"
Posted by Bob Burns (Member # 268) on :
JUST TOOK AN ORDER FOR 100 BUMPER STICKERS THAT SAY "NOTHING".(!!!????)
Posted by jaguar-trading (Member # 2392) on :
I always liked the one that said:
"Born Again Virgin"
or the one that said:
"Anarchy or Nothing!"
Dan
Posted by Robert Davis (Member # 1641) on :
My wife has one that says.."Who are these kids and why are they calling me mommy???" For the people near Orlando Fl. The definition of Bithlo = The nightmare before Christmas. Bithlo is a town full of junkyards just before the town of Christmas.
Posted by Christian (Member # 66) on :
I'll weigh in with my two faves:
Earth First: We'll plunder the other planets later...
Let's put an end to infinity
Christian
Posted by rattler (Member # 2344) on :
One of my favorites... P.E.T.A. (People Eating Tasty Animals)
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