When you're dealing with the opposite sex (spouse, co-worker, stranger, love interest, parent, sibling -- whatever) what do you consider to be THE ALL IMPORTANT QUESTION?
Posted by Bob Rochon (Member # 30) on :
Same ting as de odder post
How much chew gaaaaaaaaaat?
( lol of course I'm kidding)
I usually ask where they were when the space shuttle blew up in 86'
Posted by jon peterman (Member # 528) on :
driving a delivery truck from Phoenix to Tuscon for my employer whom I cant recall at the moment.(heavy truck parts) as for jon's question "what do you think I am a money tree?"
Posted by Bob Gilliland (Member # 28) on :
Jon,
I need to give some thought to the ALL IMPORTANT QUESTION. In the mean time…
…it took me no time at all to come up with the ALL IMPORTANT ANSWER, from a spouse standpoint…
YES DEAR!
I have been trained well! Posted by Mark Fair Signs (Member # 289) on :
"is this project important enough for you to pay what it is worth?"
Posted by Linda Silver Eagle (Member # 274) on :
Hay Jon,
It's a giant toss-up for best, however here's a few of my fav's...not.
I know you only asked for the ONE, but I thought I'd inject a little humor to lighten folks up, maybe we'll get a lot of understanding here. We've got tons of dynamics to ponder with all our diverse mediums, etc. This should prove to be a pretty interesting thread! (Insert applause here)
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I dunno, what do you want me to fix for dinner? ...I dunno, when are ya gonna be hungry enough to fix it? (Hay, I've been peelin potatoes for 20 years for this bunch...they owe me a night off now and then, LOL)
When do I NEED to have the banner up and out of the hall?
I've got a customer showing up, has the dog been fed?
Could you park out in the cul-de-sac so I can get a vehicle into the middle of the garage?
(These are for Emy and Jenny) Well, where is it now? Why didn't you put it back when you were through with it?
LOL
Some of you who wonder about homebased...it's got to be a team sometimes...a happy team.
Yer lucky if yer hooked up with somebody who won't throw your "strategically broken" yard sticks away when yer not lookin! I have a collection just for the locomotives I letter. I'll be damned if I know where they are right this minute, but when that guy calls, everybody here knows what I'm talking about and they show up with an amazing quickness .
I take us all out to dinner when it's over or pay 10% of the job for anyone willing to run the kitchen for me on those 3 days stints and answer phones ("she's riding a ladder right now, may I take your name and number?...blah blah blah"). The cell phone wired to my butt makes sure I don't have to hear, "Didn't your daughter tell you I called?" Teenagers, sheesh, LOL! I love them with all my heart though. They've had to ride around in funny looking cars for years and been sooo patient with me.
Posted by Mikes Mischeif (Member # 1744) on :
"Is there another word for Synonym?" or "Would a fly without wings be called a "walk"?
Posted by Jon Aston (Member # 1725) on :
It's 12:30am here.
If I don't go to bed soon, my wife will phrase her ALL IMPORTANT STATEMENTS as QUESTIONS...Something like this: Are you crazy?!? Why don't you come to bed? Don't you have to get up early in the morning? Are you some kind of workaholic?
Goodnight (or good morning - depending on your perspective) to all!
Posted by Neil D. Butler (Member # 661) on :
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