What did the snail say when he climbed on top of the Turtle's back?
WHEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Posted by Si Allen (Member # 420) on :
A snail goes to a Chevy dealer and says he wants to buy a Corvette! Salesman says that they have 3 in stock...what are his requirements? Snail says : "It doesn'y matter, as long as the paint the letter S on the front, back, top and sides!" Salesman asks: "Why in the world would you do that to a Corvette?" Snail says: "So when I drive down the street, people will say..... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Look at that S car go!" "
Posted by Bill Preston (Member # 1314) on :
That has to be the worst pun I have heard (or seen) in at least a week. Bad Si, bad. Now go stand in the corner 'til you can behave.
Posted by Wayne Webb (Member # 1124) on :
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! Good one Neil!......and Si
Posted by Stephen Deveau (Member # 1305) on :
Why did the Snail apply for a job at the Post office?
Because he still believes in the good old Snail Mail way!
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