HI folks. I've been asked to do a few "pick up your dog's poo" signs. What's the correct or the most commonly used phrase?
Posted by Jeffrey Vrstal (Member # 2271) on :
"Walkin' yer Dog? NO SH**!"
or
"NO POO ZONE... samples will be DNA tested and matched. Violators will be prosecuted and humiliated to the full extent of the log. (or Law)"
Posted by Glenn S. Harris (Member # 2190) on :
"No Pet Relief" is the phrase I've seen.
Posted by Linda Silver Eagle (Member # 274) on :
I've thought about this before. It's hard to come up with the a witty comment that won't offend somebody.
The way I thought it ought to be handled is to just make a graphic showing how to drop some of the poop in a baggie with a trowel.
Posted by Lettercraft (Member # 268) on :
PLEASE, SCOOP THE POOP! (add a dog silhouette)
Posted by Linda Silver Eagle (Member # 274) on :
Oops I missed Glenn's reply when I hit "enter". That sounds great!
Posted by Jeffrey Vrstal (Member # 2271) on :
Posted by Todd Gill (Member # 2569) on :
NO Pet Relief.....very politically correct.
I know it's kind of wordy, but I would prefer:
"If you let your dog crap in my yard, I'm gonna chase you down and make you eat it."
Good photos Jeff...you really researched this one. Hahaha
Bob Burns got it right: Please scoop the poop.
Posted by Linda Silver Eagle (Member # 274) on :
Jeff,
You are too funny sometimes. Dog crap mmmmmm! I almost spewed coffee all over my monitor on that one!
Posted by Todd Gill (Member # 2569) on :
Dang Jeff...I just reread your first post and missed the "poo" one about violators...man that was funny.
Posted by Felix Marcano (Member # 1833) on :
Those were all great! LOL!!!
Posted by ScooterX (Member # 2023) on :
as a dog owner, i respect the phrase
Please pick up after your dog
or
Please clean up after your dog
[ April 18, 2002, 06:13 PM: Message edited by: ScooterX ]
Posted by J & N Signs (Member # 901) on :
Scoop the poop! You fed him! You pick it up!
Posted by Doug Allan (Member # 2247) on :
Did you ever hear Seinfelds skit on what would visitor from another planet think if he saw man following a dog around, & picking up it's poo in a little bag. Who would they think is running this planet?
...Well, he says it funnier. guess ya had to be there.
Posted by BRIAN CAISSIE (Member # 2673) on :
I have some at the shop, but I can't think of the exact wording, I'll post in the morning if that helps.
Posted by Todd Gill (Member # 2569) on :
Seinfeld's great! Dont'cha just wish he would come back on the tube?! Haha.
Posted by Mike Pipes (Member # 1573) on :
Down at the Dog Park here in town.. oh yeah, we really do have a park that's just for dogs (even has a fire hydrant that sprays back! hehehe!).. they have signs reading "Please Pick Up After Your Pet" and below the sign on each post is a dispenser full of baggies people can use to do the pickin' up. There's also one of those International graphic symbols with the circle/bar placed over a dog that's squattin' printed on the signs and baggies.
[ April 18, 2002, 10:31 PM: Message edited by: Mike Pipes ]
Posted by Todd Gill (Member # 2569) on :
Hey Mike...that looks like Michigan grown sod there! It's great for trappin' dog turds. LOL
Posted by BRIAN CAISSIE (Member # 2673) on :
Here are the ones I make for the highway dept.
Posted by Janette Balogh (Member # 192) on :
Hydrants that squirt back! hahahaa... that's a hoot!
We have a dog park in the park by us too, complete with pooper-scooper baggie dispensers!
This has been a fun thread!
Janette
Posted by Jaime Doyle (Member # 2422) on :
I would use Please pick up after your dog... I have two great danes and I do travel alot so I see these signs offen... For my danes gotta use shovel to pick up.. HA.. HA...