Watching late nite tv last nite, i saw an ad for Barry Manilow's new cd... its called.....
Essential Manilow.... yeah rite!
Posted by Arthur Vanson (Member # 2855) on :
That's great!
This is anything but new but is still a favourite:
Police Intelligence!
Posted by Steve Barba (Member # 431) on :
Military Intelligence! Get it right!
Posted by Arthur Vanson (Member # 2855) on :
Steve if you coined this yourself I bow to you, if not then it's a case of Chinese Whispers. You heard what you heard and I heard what I heard, a lot can happen during an Atlantic crossing. Both work for me anyway – not a cop are you? Posted by Bill Preston (Member # 1314) on :
"Common courtesy" and "common sense"--- nothing common about either these days. Posted by J & N Signs (Member # 901) on :
My three favorites:
Temporary Tax Increase
Airline Food!
Virtual Reality
Posted by old paint (Member # 549) on :
fast checkout line......
Posted by J.T. Gazaway (Member # 2001) on :
Oh boy....one of my favorite subjects. A few like these make me laugh... Clearly confused Resident alien Pretty ugly Microsoft Works
And then there's.... Federal Budget That's seriously funny. OOPS....there's another one. Let's see how many I can get in a sentence... I once knew a conservative liberal girl, majoring in modern history while attending college on a cheerleading scholarship, that liked to wear tight slacks while she listened to soft rock. Oh yeah...she was a natural blonde.
I'm not done yet because there's "non-alcoholic beer" and "legally drunk"
I bet the guy who invented sweet-tarts also made non-dairy creamer. And some from the recent news (not "old news")... Cardinal sin on-time flight minor crisis United Nations middle east peacekeeper missle friendly fire holy war unbiased journalist Peace-loving muslim
Somebody stop me. I could go on forever
Posted by Kookaburra (Member # 254) on :
artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.. no oxymorons in that sentence *grin*
Posted by Del Badry (Member # 114) on :
Was watchin Juno Awards (Canadian Music Awards),,, saw another one.. Best Rap Song
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