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Posted by Si Allen (Member # 420) on :
 
How To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and
point a hairdryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want
fries with that.

4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in".

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has
gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".

7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the
prophecy."

8. dont use any punctuation marks

9. Put a piece of (clean) toilet paper in the envelopes that come
with junk mail and mail them back.

10. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they
answer.

11. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".

12. Sing along at the opera.

13. Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.

14. Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of
jungle sounds all day.

15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their
party because you're not in the mood.

16. Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock
Hard Kim.

17. When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!"
"3rd time this week!!!!!"

18. When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot,
yelling "run for your lives, run for your lives!!"

19. Tell your children over dinner, "Due to the economy, we are
going to have to let one of you go."

20. Send this to everyone who asked you not to send them stuff like this.


 

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Posted by John Arnott (Member # 215) on :
 
Si, your sick! Keep em coming.
John Arnott
 

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Posted by Kookaburra (Member # 254) on :
 
hehehehehehe Si.. classic!
 

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Posted by Jackson Smart (Member # 187) on :
 
Hahaha....

Go to your local WalMart...go into the dressing room and yell.."Hey! there ain't no toilet paper in here!!!"


 

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Posted by bill riedel (Member # 607) on :
 
Thank you for the laughs, there is no better way to start the day.
 

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