Sign over a gynecologist's office;
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

At a military hospital-door to endoscopy:
"To expedite your visit, please back in."

On a Plumbers truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

On the trucks of a local plumbing company:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

Pizza shop slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

Another Pizza shop slogan:
"Buy our pizza. We knead the dough."

At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

Door of a plastic surgeon's office:
"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

At a towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

On an electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts."

In a non-smoking area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

On a maternity room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

At an optometrist's office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

On a taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."

In a podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

At a car dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

In a veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

In a restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry. Come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."

At a propane filling station:
"Tank heaven for little grills."

And don't forget the sign at a Chicago radiator shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."

[ February 10, 2002: Message edited by: Mike Languein ]

The funniest signs I've ever done (with the aid of BroFrog) was for a Septic Tank Business...

We're #1 in the #2 Business

Hanging them in the Porta Potties for him was ehh hemmm interesting.

The little stinky side of the Moon
 

"You've tried the Cowboys now try the Idians!"
 

We call people that arn't very good at their chosen profession Cowboys. There are many Cowboy builders in England!

Not sure if the term is used In the States!
 

I had to have a transmission replaced in a truck for a third time. The first replacement was done by the dealer as it was a problem with that truck at the time and it was under warranty. The second time it went out, I took it to a transmission specialist who remarked "The last guy that replaced this did a real COWBOY job".

This was in Illinois. Some real cowboys or want-to-beeees there.
 

“Phantom vacuums really suck”
 

"Our work isn't done till the last piece is laid!"

Needless to say, I hurried through that job!