(1) What does the average Mississippi State player get on his SATs? > .........Drool. > (2) What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room? > ..........A full set of teeth. > (3) How do you get an LSU cheerleader into your dorm room? > ..........Grease her hips and push like hell. > (4) How do you get a Georgia graduate off your porch? > ...........Pay him for the pizza. > (5) Why do the Auburn cheerleaders wear bibs? > ...........To keep the tobacco juice off their uniforms. > (6) Why is the Vandy football team like a opossum? > ...........Because they play dead at home, and get killed on the road. > (7) What are the longest three years of a Florida football player's life? > ...........His freshman year. > (8) How many Ole Miss freshmen does it take to change a light bulb? > ..........None . . . That's a sophomore course at Mississippi. > (9) Where was O.J. headed in the white Bronco? > ...........Lexington, Kentucky . . . He knew that the police would > never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner. > > AND FINALLY (drum roll and cymbal crash.....: > (10) Why did Tennessee choose orange as their team color? > ......You can wear it to the game on Saturday, hunting on > Sunday, and picking up trash along the highways the rest of the week .
[ January 30, 2002: Message edited by: Ed Harris ]
