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Posted by AdrienneMorgan (Member # 1046) on :
 
+-------------------- Bizarre Holidays --------------------+
DECEMBER

December is... Hi Neighbor Month

December is... Bingo's Birthday Month

December 2 is... National Fritters Day

December 5 is... National Sacher Torte Day

December 6 is... National Gazpacho Day and Mitten Tree Day

December 8 is... Take It In The Ear Day

December 10 is... Festival For The Souls of Dead Whales

December 11 is... National Noodle Ring Day

December 12 is... National Ding-A-Ling Day

December 14 is... National Bouillabaisse Day

December 16 is... National Chocolate Covered Anything Day (party on Donna!:-})

December 17 is... Underdog Day & National Maple Syrup Day

December 18 is... National Roast Suckling Pig Day

December 26 is... National Whiners Day

December 27 is... National Fruitcake Day

December 29 is... Pepper Pot Day


***

These are BIZARRE holidays,feel free to add your birthday if you have one this month

 


Posted by Felix Marcano (Member # 1833) on :
 
I see 19 isnt listed... I wonder if that's the day Osama shoots down the plane I'm going to see my inlaws in?!?!
 
Posted by Doug Allan (Member # 2247) on :
 
Yeah, we won't celebrate that!
Safe journey...& watch out for that off-color sense of humor around the in-laws! He He
 
Posted by Doug Allan (Member # 2247) on :
 
Dec 7 is D-Day
 
Posted by John Deaton III (Member # 925) on :
 
December 25th is my birthday. Yep, I'm a Christmas baby!
 
Posted by Santo (Member # 411) on :
 
Wrong Doug, Dec 7 is my older son's birthday. He is much more explosive!!!
 
Posted by AdrienneMorgan (Member # 1046) on :
 
And John, my dear , you certainly DO qualify for bizarre December holidays!!!!

A

[ December 03, 2001: Message edited by: AdrienneMorgan ]


 
Posted by Joey Madden (Member # 1192) on :
 
December 27th. National Fruitcake day!

Is that the day everyone throws their Christmas fruitcake into the fireplace?
 


Posted by AdrienneMorgan (Member # 1046) on :
 
It just so happens I really like fruitcake......


And no one ever sends me one
 


Posted by Jeffrey Vrstal (Member # 2271) on :
 
December is..... warm!

Broke the record here today in the low 60's. Hey, it's Wisconsin folks, imagine that!

I witnessed a coatless man and woman pushing a stroller this afternoon... under the new downtown Christmas decorations. You may have coatless people in your community as well but today it was by choice. (it will get colder, so get rid of your old coat... give it to a coatless person)
 


Posted by Rick (Member # 373) on :
 
worked today with the doors open, and driving home after work, guys were on the golf course wearing shorts. Maybe this really isn't december.
 
Posted by J & N Signs (Member # 901) on :
 
December 7th is our 16th wedding anniversary.(Happy 16 years I may add)
It's also Pearl Harbor Day if I'm not mistaken...
 
Posted by J & N Signs (Member # 901) on :
 
Yeah Joey, that's where fruit cakes belong as far as I'm concerned..Could never get the taste buds to cooperate...probably burns better than birch...
 
Posted by AdrienneMorgan (Member # 1046) on :
 
In California, it's warm enough to blow snow nekkid

 
Posted by Mikes Mischeif (Member # 1744) on :
 
When he takes off the hat, then we will believe you adrienne.

PS What do you pay that guy?
 


Posted by Deb Fowler (Member # 1039) on :
 
Good going Adrienne! ha ha ha
It must be his birthday too! or the reindeers ate his clothes, or his old lady wouldn't do his laundry until he did the honey do list, or he is in competition with that new fabulous nekkid chef... have you seen him! He cooks good!
 
Posted by AdrienneMorgan (Member # 1046) on :
 
I like the Nakid Chef (Jamie Oliver) but my executive Chef brother (Jamie Ormsby)doesn't....oh well......

Did I mention, I love fruit cake.....you can send them to me....

[ December 05, 2001: Message edited by: AdrienneMorgan ]


 
Posted by Debbie Delzell (Member # 1965) on :
 
Adrienne,
You better watch out or Santa may bring you a ton of fruit cake
 
Posted by AdrienneMorgan (Member # 1046) on :
 
I'll just build a castle!!!!

A
 


Posted by John Lennig (Member # 2455) on :
 
December 6th... first day of skiing for me and my son Keith. Mt. Seymour, same mountain we hammer on downhill /mountain biking. It's been snowing almost non-stop for over a week up there, so today there was about 36" of soft coast powder. Couldn't hurt yourself AT ALL!Hot meals in Big Top in the parking lot. Winter. We love it.
John @ Big Top Graphics
 
Posted by Debbie Delzell (Member # 1965) on :
 
Adrienne,
I just got this and thought you would like the recipe.
Debbie

> Fruitcake Recipe
> > With the holidays coming, I thought you all could use this...
> > Fruitcake Recipe
> > 1 cup water
> > 1 cup sugar
> > 4 large eggs
> > 2 cups dried fruit
> > 1 teaspoon baking soda
> > 1 teaspoon salt
> > 1 cup brown sugar
> > lemon juice
> > nuts
> > 1 gallon whiskey
> > Sample the whiskey to check for quality.
> > Take a large bowl.
> > Check the whiskey again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
> > Pour one level cup and drink.
> > Repeat.
> > Turn on the electric mixer; beat 1 cup butter in a large, fluffy bowl.
> > Add 1 teaspoon sugar and beat again.
> > Make sure the whiskey is still OK. Cry another tup. Turn off mixer.
> > Break 2 legs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.
> > Mix on the turner.
> > If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, pry it loose with a
> > drewscriver.
> > Sample the whiskey to check for tonsisticity.
> > Next, sift 2 cups of salt. Or something. Who cares?
> > Check the whiskey.
> > Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
> > Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something. Whatever you can find.
> > Grease the oven.
> > Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.
> > Don't forget to beat off the turner.
> > Throw the bowl out of the window.
> > Check the whiskey again.
> > Go to bed.
> > Who the hell likes fruitcake anyway?
> >
>
>
 




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