Wanted 30-40yr old female live in companion, who loves long walks on the beach... who loves to travel to exotic destinations, who most certainly loves to dance..and who loves to dine in fine reataurants.... must own a boat and motor... please send photo of boat and motor. Neil
Posted by Joe Rees (Member # 211) on :
Would a 40 year old boat motor help? (it doesn't like to dance, but enjoys long periods of being beached)
Posted by Kathy Joiner (Member # 1814) on :
I have 40 yr. old stretch marks. I can still dance and walk fairly well if you don't ask me to chew gum at the same time. I'll even buy ya a boat!
Posted by cheryl nordby (Member # 1100) on :
LOL Kathy.!!!! You are too funny. And Neil........I need one of those too. But leave the 'fe' off. I will just take a 30 year old 'male' woooooooo hooooooooooo!
Posted by Marlin (Member # 1271) on :
Hi!! If you have any extras let me know!!!Thanks for the chuckle!!! I'd rather just have a set of pistons for the lil' shop bike!!
Posted by Joey Madden (Member # 1192) on :
Between this post and Mark Fairs 'Honesty of the Internet" funny I feel like I'm living in the future. When John Derek was asked what he would do if Bo ever left him he replied, I'd go down to the high school and find me another! Although john is no longer with us, I'd have to say " what a way to go"
Posted by Neil D. Butler (Member # 661) on :
Glad ya'all got a chuckle... in these times we need to spread more laughter. Neil
Posted by Marty Happy (Member # 302) on :
I got a bottle of Jack Daniel's. that should help my marketability!(LOL)
Posted by Linda Silver Eagle (Member # 274) on :