If Rick Sacks or Old Paint should ever get on a plane........They're in BIG trouble!!!!
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Just curious... would it be politically correct of me to laugh my *** off? LOL!
Have a great one!
now, i wonder how many times i will tell that joke to suppliers, select customers etc. next week????
thanks for the good laugh cam!
mark
Here's one Rick Sacks sent me. I think in reality they should try it if its true...Pigs, Don't know if this is true, but I may just have to start traveling w/
a pet pig in my carry-on.
It should be so easy...
An Israeli friend gave information that the UK fought the Islamic terrorist
attacks by burying the criminals with a pig. Apparently =
the Islamic belief is that if ones body is buried with a pig (because they
are considered unclean) their soul will go to hell. A little research into
this subject matter finds it to be true. So think
about it...
If we put a baby pig on every airline flight then all suicide terrorists
would abort their missions as they would not want their souls to go to
hell.
Additionally, if we drop shipped, oh say, 100,000 pigs into Afghanistan, I
think our re-con and assault efforts may be more successful. Apparently
Muslims dislike the very sight of pigs - A LOT!
They are, also, adamantly opposed to alcohol, thus we spike their water
supply with a few thousand gallons of moonshine, get them schnockered and
turn the pigs loose. The war could be over in a weekend. Just a thought!
