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Posted by Kookaburra (Member # 254) on :

OK... So it's lunch time here, and I can't get into chat on the school computers.. and I was reading through the posts on the bb... What every 17 year old girl does when she's bored... of course! And I was thinking... has everyone heard of one line stories? A start is thunk up, and everyone adds a line.. And I was thinking, what would it be like, if I started one going here? Add a sentance, if you want to play along... lets see how amusing we can get this

so...

Once apon a time, the lived a sign writer, called Jo.

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From Katie Wright (aka Kookaburra), 17 year old signie wannabe from Australia

"The world is my garden. A place where magic grows on trees"

Posted by Michael Boone (Member # 308) on :

Jo painted signs with brushes called quills.

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Michael Boone
Sign Painter
5828 Buerman Rd.Sodus,NY 14551
Ontime @localnet.com

[This message has been edited by Michael Boone (edited August 26, 2001).]

[This message has been edited by Michael Boone (edited August 27, 2001).]

Posted by Rosemary (Member # 1926) on :

They called her Jo cuz the "e" was lost when it turned out not to be a boy.

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Girls carve too!
Behind every good Woman, there's a man.............waiting.

http://www.stmariegraphics.com

1911SRs and Paul Reed Smith Bass Guitars!

Posted by Mike Lavallee (Member # 320) on :

He was a quiet man and everyday at lunch time he would go to over to a wall at the back of his shop where he kept all his scrap panels and letter a thought that he had that day. he had seen a lot of things and had many thoughts to put down throughout his 71 years.

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Work like you don't need the money, Love like you've never been hurt, And Dance like no one's watching. :)
Mike Lavallee
Mike Lavallee's Pinstriping & Airbrush Art
Everett, WA

Posted by old paint (Member # 549) on :

mr. boone..she said...ADD A SENTANCE....not a paragraph.....heheheheheheheh boy cant follow di-wreck-shuns fer nothin....

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joe pribish-A SIGN MINT
2811 longleaf Dr.
pensacola, fl 32526
850-944-5060
BEWARE THE TRUTH.....YOU MAY NOT LIKE WHAT YOU FIND

Posted by Bruce Bowers (Member # 892) on :

she drove an old holden ute she bought off of old man wallibonker.

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Bruce Bowers
DrCAS
Signtech

"how great are His signs..."
Daniel 4:3

i am a proud supporter of this website!

Posted by PKing (Member # 337) on :

And LOVED Duck Soup.

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PKing is
Pat King of
King Sign Design in
McCalla,Alabama
The Professor of
SIGNOLOGY

Posted by Kathy Joiner (Member # 1814) on :

Jo was a very good signpainter, but had this problem.

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Kathy Joiner
River Road Graphics
41628 River Road
Ponchatoula, La.70454
PH. (504)386-3313
casey@i-55.com

Old enough to know better...Too young to resist.

Posted by old paint (Member # 549) on :

and whistled the tune "tie me kagaroo down boys".......

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joe pribish-A SIGN MINT
2811 longleaf Dr.
pensacola, fl 32526
850-944-5060
BEWARE THE TRUTH.....YOU MAY NOT LIKE WHAT YOU FIND

Posted by david drane (Member # 507) on :

Which upset the apprentices because.....

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Drane Signs
Sunshine Coast
Nambour, Qld.
dranesig@dingoblue.net.au
Downunder
"Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life" - Confucius

Posted by Bill Preston (Member # 1314) on :

the apprentices couldn't carry a tune in a basket if it had 8 handles.

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Bill Preston
Fly Creek, N.Y. USA
wpreston2@stny.rr.com

Posted by Rosemary (Member # 1926) on :

She wheeled her motorized "KillerKart out on to the highway, headed for.............

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Girls carve too!
Behind every good Woman, there's a man.............waiting.

http://www.stmariegraphics.com

1911SRs and Paul Reed Smith Bass Guitars!

Posted by Kissymatina (Member # 2028) on :

McCalla, Alabama. Only, the maps didn't show no McCalla in Alabama.

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Chris King
Lines-N-Signs
Indiana, PA

'Then there was the gal who never believed in signs until one day she went through a door marked Gentlemen'

Posted by Bruce Bowers (Member # 892) on :

so she was now wondering..."where the heck can i go to swipe a couple of cases of one shot now..."

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Bruce Bowers
DrCAS
Signtech

"how great are His signs..."
Daniel 4:3

i am a proud supporter of this website!

Posted by Rosemary (Member # 1926) on :

Betcha I can slide in the back door at ol' paint's place while he's hollerin at the letterheads. He'll never see me...............hehehe

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Girls carve too!
Behind every good Woman, there's a man.............waiting.

http://www.stmariegraphics.com

1911SRs and Paul Reed Smith Bass Guitars!

Posted by Bruce Bowers (Member # 892) on :

whilest she remembered the desperate striaights that joe often found himself in... i will just liberate some out of that splattered white van i saw and them mosey over to bubba fair's digs for some biscuits and grits....

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Bruce Bowers
DrCAS
Signtech

"how great are His signs..."
Daniel 4:3

i am a proud supporter of this website!

Posted by Kathy Joiner (Member # 1814) on :

She finally made it to Old Paint's shop only to get trapped like a poor little fly on all that sticky vinyl lying around on the floor. "Oh no, what do I hear?" she exclaimed.

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Kathy Joiner
River Road Graphics
41628 River Road
Ponchatoula, La.70454
PH. (504)386-3313
casey@i-55.com

Old enough to know better...Too young to resist.

Posted by Felix Marcano (Member # 1833) on :

& It was old paint himself with a bottle of rapid remover to free her little rear. "Oh thank you so, said Jo..."

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Marcano-Welch Signs
Luquillo, PR
www.marcanowelch.com

Posted by Debbie Delzell on :

I got free with just one shot!

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Debbie Delzell

Posted by Bill Preston (Member # 1314) on :

"Nuts" said Joe, "I thought I had the Rapid-tac to stick you down tighter."

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Bill Preston
Fly Creek, N.Y. USA
wpreston2@stny.rr.com

Posted by Rosemary (Member # 1926) on :

"You shoulda used Pelucid"!!! she cried as she qickly skipped away to................

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Girls carve too!
Behind every good Woman, there's a man.............waiting.

http://www.stmariegraphics.com

1911SRs and Paul Reed Smith Bass Guitars!

Posted by Bill Preston (Member # 1314) on :

jump on the KillerKart, grab the map, and try once more to find Alabama, never mind trying to find McCalla. Alas,

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Bill Preston
Fly Creek, N.Y. USA
wpreston2@stny.rr.com

Posted by Sharon Bigler (Member # 2203) on :

use the little girl's room and then she headed over to................

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Sharon Bigler
A Good Sign
Chambersburg, PA

Posted by Donna in BC (Member # 130) on :

... the nearest crystal ball she could see in Joe's shop; for it was a true omen... Jo and Joe... better than Cruise and Cruz!

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Graphic Impact
Abbotsford, BC, Canada
gisigns@sprint.ca

Posted by Rosemary (Member # 1926) on :

OOPS. I got out of line........
Girls carve too!
Behind every good Woman, there's a man.............waiting.

http://www.stmariegraphics.com

1911SRs and Paul Reed Smith Bass Guitars!

[This message has been edited by Rosemary (edited August 27, 2001).]

Posted by Mark Fair Signs (Member # 289) on :

Jo liked peanut butter on a cathead biscuit and loved to stay up late and watch the cartoon network.
after staying up too late one night, jo was awaken by an irate customer screaming,

"Jo, where the h#ll have you been?
you told me you would be here at 7 am to letter my truck!"

Jo cleared his/her throat and said....

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Mark Fair Signs
Montgomery, Alabama
http://www.markfair.com/flash.html

one word edit

[This message has been edited by Mark Fair Signs (edited August 29, 2001).]

Posted by PKing (Member # 337) on :

you got any nails?

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PKing is
Pat King of
King Sign Design in
McCalla,Alabama
The Professor of
SIGNOLOGY

Posted by Mark Fair Signs (Member # 289) on :

...and the irate customer replied...

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Mark Fair Signs
Montgomery, Alabama
http://www.markfair.com/flash.html

Posted by Rosemary (Member # 1926) on :

GOOD GRIEF!! You're a GIRL! Sorry I yelled!

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Girls carve too!
Behind every good Woman, there's a man.............waiting.

http://www.stmariegraphics.com

1911SRs and Paul Reed Smith Bass Guitars!

Posted by Mark Barnhill (Member # 2204) on :

to which Joe replied "only since the operation"

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Mark Barnhill
Vinyl Creations
Antioch TN.
mark@vinylcreations.net

Posted by Kookaburra (Member # 254) on :

The irate customer, startled, ran out the back, running into the (looking back to eariler additions) 71 year old transexual, now female (enough so to fool good ole OP) wall of Jo, containing many thoughts, painted on with quills, using good ole one shot!

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From Katie Wright (aka Kookaburra), 17 year old signie wannabe from Australia

"The world is my garden. A place where magic grows on trees"

Posted by Monte Jumper (Member # 1106) on :

stepping in a puddle of lard oil,he slid right into Jo's arms...

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Monte Jumper
SIGNLanguage/Norman.Okla.

Posted by Pierre St.Marie (Member # 1462) on :

Looking closely at this trans-sexual, she leaped back in disbelief!! It was............Rosie O'Doughnut!!

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St.Marie Graphics
& Makin' Tracks Sound Studio
Kalispell, Montana
stmariegraphics@centurytel.net http://www.stmariegraphics.com
800 735-8026
We're chiseling every day of the week! :^)

Posted by John Deaton (Member # 925) on :

where he kissed her right smack on the lips, which caused her to turn bright red, pass gas, and lose bladder control, until...

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John Deaton III
Deaton Design
109 N. Cumberland Ave.,Harlan, Ky. 40831 606-573-9101

john@deatondesigns.com
www.deatondesigns.com
"Don't tailgate, or I'll flick a booger on your windshield."-Larry Richmond, 11th grade english class.

Posted by Kookaburra (Member # 254) on :

The irate customer, pulled away

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From Katie Wright (aka Kookaburra), 17 year old signie wannabe from Australia

"The world is my garden. A place where magic grows on trees"

Posted by Scott Patterson (Member # 1659) on :

and said. Joe is that, you? My long lost brother from canada? I guess Jo would be in order now

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Scott Patterson
Creative Signs & Graphics
Lily, KY
kscott98@msn.com

Every job is a self-portrait of the person who did it. Autograph your work with Excellence!

Posted by Bruce Bowers (Member # 892) on :

when suddenly old man wallibonker bursts thru the door (he mst be since jo is 71...)screaming.. "ya steel owe ma feefty quid for that thar ute, missy!

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Bruce Bowers
DrCAS
Signtech

"how great are His signs..."
Daniel 4:3

i am a proud supporter of this website!

Posted by coop (Member # 504) on :

...."Fifty QUID???!!, Bugger off. I can buy that same Ute from UTES-R-US, or Fast-Utes, or Utes-by-Tomorrow for 12 pounds sterling, With a little Calvin peeing in the back window!

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"I have the body of a God.....(Buddha)".........................................
David Cooper,
The Sign Shack
Enid, OK.
signshack@peakonline.com

Posted by Mikes Mischeif (Member # 1744) on :

Well, that was the best gender bendin' lesbo kissin' thievin', breathin', biscuit heavin' story anyone could tell a 17 year old girl.

Lets start another one!

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Mike Duncan
Lettercraft Signs
Alexandria VA

From here on down, its all up hill.

Posted by old paint (Member # 549) on :

you think that was good...just aintsenn nothin till you see the sequel...of rocky and bullwinkle in the episode called "who put the dip da dip in the shoop shoop duck soup?"mr fair..can you put some cords and words to this for a theme song????????

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joe pribish-A SIGN MINT
2811 longleaf Dr.
pensacola, fl 32526
850-944-5060
BEWARE THE TRUTH.....YOU MAY NOT LIKE WHAT YOU FIND

[This message has been edited by old paint (edited August 28, 2001).]

Posted by John Kurtzman (Member # 1736) on :

There once was a man from Nantucket...

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Creative communication since 1959

Posted by Dave Draper (Member # 102) on :

Anyway,

Since this was such a good story, and this 71 year old had done such neat things over her life, she was profiled in SBI Magazine, but Mathel and Cisco and Adrieene got into a big fight about who was going to write the story, I sent it off first whilst they were squabbling! hahahahah

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Draper The Signmaker
Bloomington Illinois USA

Get To A Letterhead
Meet This Summer! See
you there!
DUCK SOUP SPLATTER JAM
Sept. 14,15,16
Somewhere in Alabama
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309-828-7110
drapersigns@hotmail.com
Draper_Dave on mIRC chat

Posted by Bruce Bowers (Member # 892) on :

good for you dave... hope it went well... lol!

have a great one.

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Bruce Bowers
DrCAS
Signtech

"how great are His signs..."
Daniel 4:3

i am a proud supporter of this website!

Posted by Kookaburra (Member # 254) on :

hehehehe.... not bad... Not quite what I was expecting to come from it.. 71 year old transexual he/she/it, who is going to be profiled here/there/everywhere...

heheheheheh... tame, hey? I was expecting drugs sex and r&r... ah well... perhaps next time?

As for there was a man from Nantucket... heh heh heh... I read a book about that.... how bout:

There once was a man from Nantucket
and he was in love with a bucket....

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From Katie Wright (aka Kookaburra), 17 year old signie wannabe from Australia

"The world is my garden. A place where magic grows on trees"

Posted by Kathy Joiner (Member # 1814) on :

Katie I wouldn't touch that one with a ten foot pole! Hahahahahahahahaha

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Kathy Joiner
River Road Graphics
41628 River Road
Ponchatoula, La.70454
PH. (504)386-3313
casey@i-55.com

Old enough to know better...Too young to resist.

Posted by Kookaburra (Member # 254) on :

understandable

hehehehehe
no takers???

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From Katie Wright (aka Kookaburra), 17 year old signie wannabe from Australia

"The world is my garden. A place where magic grows on trees"

Posted by Ian Wilson (Member # 177) on :

Modified from a wreck from the ford motor company

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Ian Wilson
Signmaker Toowoomba City Council
Cnr Anzac Ave & Stephen st
Toowoomba Queensland Australia
may all your toubles be little ones
The man that never make a mistake never makes anything

Posted by Ian Wilson (Member # 177) on :

Modified from a wreck from the ford motor company

Posted by Debbie Delzell on :

Okay Katie,

There once was a man from Nantucket and he was in love with a bucket....

Modified from a wreck from the ford motor company

with the metal becoming magnetized. This bucket attracted...

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Debbie Delzell

Posted by Kookaburra (Member # 254) on :

OP!!!

(sorry op)

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From Katie Wright (aka Kookaburra), 17 year old signie wannabe from Australia

"The world is my garden. A place where magic grows on trees"

Posted by Debbie Delzell on :

Old Paint stuck like glue and ...

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Debbie Delzell

Posted by Kookaburra (Member # 254) on :

started singing "Nothing you can say can tear me away from my gal, my gal,
Nothing you can do coz I'm stuck like glue to my gal, oh oh ohhhhhhhhh"

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From Katie Wright (aka Kookaburra), 17 year old signie wannabe from Australia

"The world is my garden. A place where magic grows on trees"

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