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Posted by Mike Clayton (Member # 723) on :

Bumper Stickers

1) The sex was so good that even the neighbors
had a cigarette.

2) I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every
minute of it.

3) I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend
on Me

4) Some people are alive only because it's
illegal to kill them.

5) I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

6) Don't take life too seriously, you won't get
out alive.

7) WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

8) You're just jealous because the voices only
talk to me.

9) BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.

10) I got a gun for my wife, best trade I ever
made.

11) So you're a feminist...Isn't that cute

12) Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

13) Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

14) To all you virgins, thanks for nothing.

15) I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are
missing.

16) My kid had sex with your honor student.

17) Earth first...we'll mine the other planets
later.

18) I'm just driving this way to piss you off.

19) Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

20) As long as there are tests, there will be
prayer in public schools.

21) I don't have to be dead to donate my organ.

22) I want to die in my sleep like my
grandfather...not screaming and
yelling like the passengers in his car.

23) God must love stupid people, he made so many.

24) The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

25) Change is inevitable, except from a vending
machine.

26) It IS as BAD as you think, and they ARE out
to get you.

27) I took an IQ test and the results were
negative.

29) Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

30) I know what you're thinking, and you should
be ashamed of yourself.

31) Elvis is dead, and I'm not feeling too good
myself.

32) Always remember you're unique, just like
everyone else.

33) Very funny, Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.

34) Consciousness: that annoying time between
naps.

35) Ever stop to think, and forget to start
again?

36) CAT----- The Other White Meat

37) Beer----- The Reason I Get Up Each Afternoon

38) I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work With
Assholes

39) I'm Out Of Bed And Dressed-----What More Do
You Want?

40) Remember My Name------You'll Be Screaming It
Later.

41) Welcome To **** Creek-----Sorry, We're Out of Paddles

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Mike Clayton
MC Graphics
Barnegat, NJ
http://mcgraphics.visualnoise.com/
mike@visualnoise.com
AOL IM: mcgrafix

"Youth and enthusiasm is no match for old age and treachery!"

Posted by Kissymatina (Member # 2028) on :

these aren't bumper stickers, just some of my favorite sayings...

1) You say suck like it's a bad thing.

2) I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a frontal labotomy.

3) But how can I love you if you won't lie down?

4)A true friend helps you hide the bodies and clean up the blood.

5) Nascar, Everything Else Is Just A Game.

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Chris King
Lines-N-Signs
Indiana, PA

'Then there was the gal who never believed in signs until one day she went through a door marked Gentlemen'

Posted by Mark Fuller (Member # 2128) on :

Funny post mike

I really like #9, Beer is not just for breakfast anymore.

Too bad not many other people see it that way.

Mark

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Mark Fuller
Fuller Signs
Keswick, Ontario
CANADA

Posted by Rosemary (Member # 1926) on :

How about the title of one of the songs on our album.................."How can I miss you if you won't go away?"

:^)

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Girls carve too!
Behind every good Woman, there's a man.............waiting.

http://www.stmariegraphics.com

1911SRs and Paul Reed Smith Bass Guitars!

Posted by Scott Patterson (Member # 1659) on :

Here's a couple i like.

1. I'm going nuckin' futs!
2. Take me drunk, I'm home.
3. In your dreams..I bet your me!
Number 1 is my favorite.

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Scott Patterson
Creative Signs & Graphics
Lily, KY
kscott98@msn.com

Every job is a self-portrait of the person who did it. Autograph your work with Excellence!

Posted by Mikes Mischeif (Member # 1744) on :

" I LIKE ANIMALS...they taste good!"

Turn signals broken, Watch for finger

BAD COP-NO DONUT!

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Mike Duncan
Lettercraft Signs
Alexandria VA

From here on down, its all up hill.

Posted by Mike Pipes (Member # 1573) on :

I was at a party a little ways back and someone had a funny shirt on that read:

I see Peter, hoof-hearted.

Sober people dont get it, but imagine having your buzz on and saying it out loud.

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Mike Pipes
Digital Illusion Custom Graphics
Lake Havasu City, AZ
http://www.stickerpimp.com

Posted by Dave Ginley (Member # 1723) on :

If I shot her when I wanted to I'd be out of jail by now.

I'm not as think as you stoned I am.

Keep honking..I'm reloading.

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Dave Ginley
Ace of Signs
Selinsgrove, Pa.
www.aceofsigns.com

Posted by Stephen Deveau (Member # 1305) on :

Say this one out loud 3 times fast when your drunk.

(WHALE OIL BEEF HOOKED!)
LOL

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Raven/2001
Airbrushed by Raven
Lower Sackville N.S.
deveausdiscovery@sprint.ca

Posted by LazyEdna (Member # 266) on :

I read somewhere that drinking was bad for you, so I gave up reading.

24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.....
Coincidence?

Two of my favorites.
LE

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LazyEdna
in RL known as Sara Straw
from southern Utah
5 National Parks within 3 hours drive
Red Rock Heaven

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