> If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes", delete it immediately.
Do
> not open it! Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only
erase
> everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on
disks
> within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL
of
> your credit cards. It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the
> tracking on your VCR and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any
> CD's you attempt to play. It will program your phone auto dial to
call only
> 900 numbers. This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank. It
will
> drink ALL your beer. FOR GOD'S SAKE, ARE YOU LISTENING !?!?!? It
will
leave
> dirty underwear on the coffee table when you are expecting company.
It
> will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all
the
> while making advance toward your spouse/significant other behind your
> back and, if successful, billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa
card.
> This virus will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a
way that
> is only fun until someone loses an eye. It will rewrite your backup
> files, changing all your active verbs to passive tense and
incorporating
> undetectable misspellings which grossly change the interpretations of
> key sentences. If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows 95/98
> environment, it will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair
dryer
> plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It will not only
remove
> the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows, but it will also
> refill your skim milk with whole milk. **WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU
> CAN.
>
> And if you don't send this to 5000 people in 20 seconds you'll fart
so
> hard that your right leg will spasm, shoot straight out in front of
you,
> sending sparks, that will ignite onto the person nearest you. Send to
> everyone..

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Michael Boone
Sign Painter
5828 Buerman Rd.Sodus,NY 14551
Ontime @localnet.com