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Posted by Talisman (Member # 1869) on :
 
A philosophy professor stood before his class and had some items in front of
him.
When the class began, wordlessly he picked up a large empty mayonnaise jar
and proceeded to fill it with rocks, rocks about
2" in diameter.
He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. So
the professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar.
He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles, of course, rolled into the open areas
between the rocks. He then asked the students again if the jar was full.
They agreed it was. The students laughed. The professor picked up a box of
sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything
else.
"Now," said the professor, "I want you to recognize that this is your life.
The rocks are the important things - your family, your partner, your health,
your children - things that if everything else was lost and only they
remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things
that matter like your job, your house, your car. The sand is everything
else, the small stuff.
"If you put the sand into the jar first, there is no room for the pebbles or
the rocks. The same goes for your life. If you spend all your time and
energy on the small stuff, you will never have room for the things that are
important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your
happiness. Take care of the rocks first - the things that really matter. Set
your priorities. The rest is just sand."
But then a student then took the jar which the other students and the
professor agreed was full, and proceeded to pour in a
can of beer. Of course the beer filled the remaining spaces within the jar
making the jar truly full.
The moral of this tale is: no matter how full your life is, there is always
room for beer.

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Joe Abner
dba Talisman Signs
Middleboro, MA


 


Posted by david drane (Member # 507) on :
 
Deep stuff Joe, but also true!!

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Posted by Bruce Bowers (Member # 892) on :
 
sniff... sniff... sniffle...

that was beautiful, man.....

have a great one!

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Bruce Bowers
DrCAS
Signtech

"how great are His signs..."
Daniel 4:3

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Posted by Ryan Ursta (Member # 1738) on :
 
Ha ha Bruce i was gonna put the same thing!!
Too funny guys!!!

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Sharpsville Pa. 16150
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Posted by Jim Upchurch (Member # 209) on :
 
If you think you are having a bad day...

> Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned out section of
> forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased
> male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his
> back, flippers, and face mask.
>
> A post-mortem revealed that the person died not from burns, but from
> massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
> identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully
> clad diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.
>
> It was revealed that on the day of the fire, the person went for a
> diving trip off the coast some 20 miles from the forest. The fire
> fighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, called in
> a fleet of helicopters with very large dip buckets. Water was dipped
> from the ocean and then flown to the forest fire and emptied.
>
> You guessed it.
>
> One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific, the next he
> was doing the breast stroke in a fire dip bucket 300 feet in the air.
>
> Apparently he extinguished exactly 5'10" of the fire.
>
> Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.
>
> This article was taken from the California Examiner, March 20, 1998

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Olympia WA



 




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