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Posted by Dana Aaron on :

As difficult as it is sometimes working at the SPCA, we do manage to throw some levity in there (you shoulda been there last Friday when it was back to the 60s day!! Groovy man!!)

All of us that work the adoption and surrender desks are women... well, except for just-turned-21 yr old Rich. He is quite the guy... and was more of a pain than usual this past Saturday. Went around taping notes on people's backs, notes on the front of the desk in front of you and fake phone calls.

I decided to get him back a touch and tape the little button down on his phone, so he could pick up the receiver, but the phone kept ringing. We got a great laff outta that one!!

So he decided to get me back by taping a giant sign on my car saying "honk if you're horney" - of course on the end that I didn't walk by when getting into my car. Then he had everyone in their cars waiting for me to drive out the driveway... HONKING!! It was pretty funny!

So NOW... I am trying to come up with something VERY sly and sneaky... pay back's a b***h ya know!!!

We don't work together til Saturday, so I have some time. It can't be anything really nasty, as we do have to actually work, too.

I had a sneaky suspicion that some of you guys might be able to help me come up with some ideas.

Well?

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Dana Aaron
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Posted by David Overholt (Member # 2096) on :

a little petrolium jelly on the ear piece of his phone will work

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David Overholt
RunningDog Artworks
210 Cedar St
Pemberville, Ohio
aka, doc

Posted by David Overholt (Member # 2096) on :

a little petrolium jelly on the ear piece of his phone will work

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David Overholt
RunningDog Artworks
210 Cedar St
Pemberville, Ohio
aka, doc

Posted by Marty Happy (Member # 302) on :

If he wears glasses or sunglasses smear the nosepiece and earhandles with black feltpen. This was done to me once in retaliation for something I had done and it took a long time to wash off! Grrrr!

Actually I really miss the comaraderie and practical jokes of fellow artists at the newspaper where I used to work. It gets pretty lonely and boring working for oneself. I'm sure I can come up with a few others but not off the top of my head right now.

Maybe you can fake a horrible vicious dog injury with ketchup!?!?

Happy Signing.....Marty

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Posted by Bob Rochon (Member # 30) on :

Put vaseline under his door handle of his car or truck.

That way when he puts his hand under it to lift.........Yuuuuk!

Of course if this escalates and becomes ugly then remove all the tire stems from his tires, put them in an envelope and send them to him C.O.D

After he calls a tow truck to tow him away having 4 flat tires, has new stems replaced and pays the garage bill, he will have to pay a C.O.D charge to get his old stems back days later.

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Bob Rochon
Creative Signworks
Millbury, MA
bob@creativesignworks.com

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