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Posted by Linda Silver Eagle (Member # 274) on :

Found this in my Email today, thought some of you might like a laugh.

LEMON PICKING

A woman went to a Florida lemon grove to apply for a job, but the foreman thought she seemed way too qualified for the position. "Do you even have any actual experience picking lemons?" he asked.

"Well, I think I do." she replied. "I've been divorced three times."

LIFE'S REFLECTIONS

1. I'm not into working out. My philosophy is no pain, no pain.

2. I'm in shape. Round is a shape.

3. I've always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.

4. Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?

5. Ever notice that anyone driving slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac?

6. You have to stay in shape. My mother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now and we have no idea where she is.

7. I have six locks on my door, all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three of them.

8. They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.

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DrQuill - Mural Woman
PEACE SIGNS
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Georgia, USA

[This message has been edited by Linda Silver Eagle (edited April 02, 2001).]

Posted by Mike Languein (Member # 319) on :

re: #9 - the point would be...

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"If it isn't fun, why do it?"
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Mike Languein
Doctor of Letters
BS, MS, PhD
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You know what BS is, MS is More of the Same, and it's Piled Higher and Deeper here

Posted by Linda Silver Eagle (Member # 274) on :

# 9 ?

Hello?

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DrQuill - Mural Woman
PEACE SIGNS
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Georgia, USA

Posted by Linda Silver Eagle (Member # 274) on :

hahaha!

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DrQuill - Mural Woman
PEACE SIGNS
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Georgia, USA

Posted by Wm. J. Krupinski (Member # 1746) on :

how about this one? Two fonts decide to go into a bar for a drink. As they walk in, the bar tender yells "Get out! We don't want your type in here!"

Well, I thought it was funny when I heard it...

Bill Krupinski www.artfirststudio.com
Jefferson, Wi
"Mere minutes from the Milwaukee Panel Jam"

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wizitude

Posted by Linda Silver Eagle (Member # 274) on :

hehehe

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DrQuill - Mural Woman
PEACE SIGNS
logodesign2@icqmail.com
Georgia, USA

Posted by Michael Boone (Member # 308) on :

So....a string walks into a bar,orders a drink..Bartender says"we dont serve strings" the string walks out,fuzzies his top n bottom,contorts hisself into a hell of a mess.
Back to the bar...
string......Gimmie a drink
Bartender...hey arent you the string that I just bounced.
String ...."naw......Im a 'freyed knot!"

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Michael Boone
Sign Painter
5828 Buerman Rd.Sodus,NY 14551
Ontime @localnet.com

Posted by Linda Silver Eagle (Member # 274) on :

hahahaha

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DrQuill - Mural Woman
PEACE SIGNS
logodesign2@icqmail.com
Georgia, USA

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