The young man said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."
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Mario G. Lafreniere aka Fergie.
jnsigns@onlink.net
Chapleau, Ontario home of "The World's Largest Game Preserve"
Spring is upon us,in Shania Country. Farewell Mosquito here comes the Snow!
"Go figure" got me 30 cords of wood and haven't seen a snow flake yet!
"I cut it twice and it's still too short!"
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surf or MoJo on mirc
Cheryl J Nordby
Signs by Cheryl
(206) 300-0153
Seattle WA.....!
signsbycheryl@hotmail.com
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