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Posted by Jeff Spradling (Member # 1615) on :

1 ply? ......... 2 ply?...........with lotion?.........Charmin?........Scotts?........What kind do you use in your shop?.........What kind can't you stand?

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Jeff's Lettering
Jeff & Dara Spradling
Belvidere, Il.

"No you are not my only customer...do you really think I live on $150 a year"

Posted by Michael Boone (Member # 308) on :

We use corn cobs that we pick up outa the field after the combine goes by.
They's kina skratchie but are very aggresive and dont leave a trace of anyting "behind!"
Its a bitch to try n use em ta blow yer nose on tho.......

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Michael Boone
Sign Painter
5828 Buerman Rd.Sodus,NY 14551
Ontime @localnet.com

Posted by Daniel R. Perez (Member # 1585) on :

I can't stand the napkins from Wendy's!!!

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There is nothing new under the sun. What will be has already been and has been will be again.
Daniel R. Perez
Daniez Dzines
Fresno, CA
daniez2001@yahoo.com

Posted by Rosemary (Member # 1926) on :

We're holdin' off. The new Sears catalog isn't here yet.

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Girls carve too!
Behind every good Woman, there's a man.............waiting.

Posted by Rick Cooper (Member # 375) on :

We're not the only ones who use scrap vinyl are we?

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Rick Cooper
Sierra Sign & Award
Lake Tahoe, USA
www.engrave.pctrader.com
$$$Letterheads Website Supporter$$$

"The early bird gets the worm but the second
mouse gets the cheese."

Posted by Laura Butler (Member # 1830) on :

I don't throw anything out. You know that wax backing paper on the vinyl that most people throw out? Well we......never mind.

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Laura Butler
Vision Graphics and Sign
560 Oak St.
Lapeer, Mi 48446
810-664-3812
visiongraphics@tir.com

"Anything thats comes from my shop, comes from the right brain."

Posted by Ken Henry (Member # 598) on :

Don't ever use the kind that they promote as "recycled toilet paper". That kind is ALWAYS beige, and nobody can tell you just who it was that used it the 1st time.

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Ken Henry
Henry & Henry Signs
London, Ontario Canada
(519) 439-1881
e-mail kjmlhenry@home.

Some days you get to be the dog....other days, you get to be the fire hydrant.

Posted by Jerry Mathel (Member # 526) on :

We used to use 80 Grit sandpaper till we figrured out that was what was making eveyone so grouchy.

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Jerry Mathel
Jerry Mathel Signs
Grants Pass, Oregon
signs@grantspass.com

Posted by Pierre St.Marie (Member # 1462) on :

Jeffrey, you won't believe this, but do you remember in the early 80s when they were selling "Gun COntrol Toilet Paper"? It's actual toilet paper printed with every gun control act and law that existed at that time. I bought a case of it (48 rolls) and I still have it! Until your post I forgot it was even in the storage loft. I must have "wiped" it from my mind! Thanks for the remider!

:^)

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St.Marie Graphics
& Makin' Tracks Sound Studio
Kalispell, Montana
stmariegraphics@centurytel.net http://www.stmariegraphics.com
800 735-8026
We're chiseling every day of the week! :^)

Posted by Henry Barker (Member # 174) on :

We use a machine called a "Glag-gone" machine
Its a modified bicycle, the seat and tyre have been removed and the tyre replaced with a firm brush that runs the circumference of the wheel, it is mounted on a stand for stability. You mount the thing and pedal until you "feel" your ready to dismount, before this we were using Kimberley Clark's Scott brand No: 320

The bicycle is excellent for the removal of hemmaroids too.....like a kind of medical side effect.

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Henry Barker #1924
akaKaftan
SignCraft AB
Stockholm, Sweden.
A little bit of England in a corner of Stockholm
www.signcraft.se
info@signcraft.se

Posted by Kathy Joiner (Member # 1814) on :

Rapid Remover and a squeegie. Clean...Veerrry clean!

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Kathy Joiner
River Road Graphics
41628 River Road
Ponchatoula, La.70454
PH. (504)386-3313
casey@i-55.com

Old enough to know better...Too young to resist.

Posted by Pierre St.Marie (Member # 1462) on :

Funny you should mention that, Ken. Our bicycle was rigged with the fresh paper roll in back and the take up roll in front. If there wasn't a replacement roll you REALLY had to decide if you really wanted to pedal in reverse.

Posted by Steve King (Member # 771) on :

This is a perfect post for this.....

19 Ways to annoy your Public Bathroom Stall mate

1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,"May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh ****!! My glass eye!!"
6. Say "Damn, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large 2litre bottle with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling," Whoa! Easy boy !!"
11. Say," Interesting....more sinkers than floaters"
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?
13. Say, "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15. Say, "Damn, I knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
16. Play a well-known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"

Have fun,

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Steve King
Taylor Signs Ltd.
Calgary, Alberta
Hey, we just turned 100 Years old!

Posted by jimmy chatham (Member # 525) on :

charmin 2ply double roll.
don't use john wayne toilet paper
it don't take no crap off anybody

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Jimmy Chatham
Chatham Signs
164 Poplar Rd.
Commerce, Ga 30529
706-335-2348
Fax 706-335-3378
icq#11718273

Posted by Laura Butler (Member # 1830) on :

We have a friend that is the practical joker of jokers. Being rural, small farm people-nothing grossed them out. He worked in the auto factorys in suburbs of Det, so he consentantly around city people. One day he had his wife go to the slaughter house and get the biggest pig's head with the biggest tusks she could find. He then put it in the toilet in one of the stalls at work....then waited.

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Laura Butler
Vision Graphics and Sign
560 Oak St.
Lapeer, Mi 48446
810-664-3812
visiongraphics@tir.com

"Anything thats comes from my shop, comes from the right brain."

Posted by Barry Branscum (Member # 445) on :

...and???!?!?!?!?!

c'mon tell the punchline!!!

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Master's Touch Signs & Screenprinting
Clinton AR
5017456246
ICQ 17430008
"Imagine the Possibilities..."

Posted by Laura Butler (Member # 1830) on :

Tas,
I don't remember exactly what he said. He has so many stories that they run together after awhile. One of his best is that in High School he got tired of hearing some girl on his bus brag about her prize 4-H steer. So he snuck over to her house in the middle of the night and spray painted it purple. He got caught coming to school with purple paint on is hands.

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Laura Butler
Vision Graphics and Sign
560 Oak St.
Lapeer, Mi 48446
810-664-3812
visiongraphics@tir.com

"Anything thats comes from my shop, comes from the right brain."

Posted by Adrienne Pereira (Member # 1046) on :

HAHAHA, Steve, I nearly fell off the pot reading those!!!!!!

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Adrienne Morgan
Splash Signs
www.splashsigns.com
"Rainkatt'

Benicia, CA
707-746-7847 (shop)
707-550-4553 (voicemail)
adrienne@splashsigns.com

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