"I am a representative of Microsoft, are you aware that your computer is infested with virus and Trojans?"
"If you turn your computer on now ( my computer is on anyway }, we will remove all the faults before your eyes, we just need .... "
Slammed the phone down!
[ May 09, 2011, 04:45 AM: Message edited by: Jon Butterworth ]
Posted by Ian Stewart-Koster (Member # 3500) on :
quote:we will remove all the faults before your eyes,
but she might have been telling the truth, AND she was offering to remove all your cataracts...free-I think I'd have taken her offer up!
[ May 09, 2011, 06:12 AM: Message edited by: Ian Stewart-Koster ]
Posted by Curtis hammond (Member # 2170) on :
if she would remove all his faults he wouldn't be jon anymore.
Posted by W. R. Pickett (Member # 3842) on :
Hahaha! I'd tell her, "Blow it honey, I USE A MAC!!!
Posted by David Fisher (Member # 107) on :
Getting sick of those calls here, I sat through the first 5 minutes of the first one to see how they operate first hand. Out of morbid curiosity I sat through a minute or so of the second one before giving him a spray, he didn't even slow down his pitch until I hung up. Glad you cottoned on, I've had several customers call me after the fact. One customer called me in tears because when the scammer rang back he thoroughly abused her for not accepting their offer. Bloody parasites
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