Recently I have been noticing some of the signature lines that people have...Some excellent ones!!!
Kelly Thorson's was the first one I really got a chuckle from a couple of years ago....“Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?” -Winnie the Pooh & A.A. Milne
Dale Manor..."Be who you are and say what you want, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." -Dr. Seuss
There are too many to mention but those two stick in my mind...and they are from authors of children's books.
Please add any that you find humorous or uplifting.
Posted by Ian Stewart-Koster (Member # 3500) on :
I've always liked "Things work out best for the people who make the best of the way things work out." - Art Linkletter
Posted by jack wills (Member # 521) on :
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Albert Einstien...
Posted by Terry Baird (Member # 3495) on :
"If you find a man at the top of a mountain, chances are he didn't fall there."
Zig Zigler...
Posted by Jeff Margeson (Member # 9145) on :
I've got two...
"Never play leapfrog with a unicorn,"
and
"Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana."
Posted by captain ken (Member # 742) on :
you can pick your nose, you can pick your friends but you can't pick your friends nose....
you can tune a piano but you can't tune a fish
Posted by Doug Allan (Member # 2247) on :
you get what you settle for
Posted by Donald Thompson (Member # 3726) on :
I love George Perkins' "I started with nothing and have most of it left." I wish I had come up with that one. I used it in a panel swap, but gave George credit for it.
Posted by Janette Balogh (Member # 192) on :
I was wondering if we were still talking about people's sig lines here.
My favourite is George's also.
Posted by Ken Henry (Member # 598) on :
Here's one for the "senior contingent" in Letterville:
" How soon we go from Dr. Seuss to Dr. Kovorkian." Posted by Dave Grundy (Member # 103) on :
LOL Ken...Not ready for Dr. K just yet...Thank God!!!
BUT I did fill out and submit my application for OLD Age Security last week!!! Gotta love a government that keeps on giving!!!
(Or should that be a government that is finally giving instead of only taking??)
[ September 09, 2008, 06:27 PM: Message edited by: Dave Grundy ]
Posted by Dale Feicke (Member # 767) on :
" It is useless for sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion" unknown
Posted by Carl Wood (Member # 1223) on :
2 from my favorite uncle. . . "If you need me I'll call ya". . .
"Let's head for the round-house. . .they can't corner us there!"
Posted by Sheila Ferrell (Member # 3741) on :
I love Zig Ziglar too. That qoute is the third one in my own personal collection. He is so awesome and still doing the programs too. What a guy!
I still love the one Mike Languin had:
'People who say it can't be done should get out of the way of he who is doing it!'
Michaelangelo is credited for saying:
'The greater danger is not that we set our goals to high and fail to achieve them, but that we set them too low and do.'
I have so many more . . .
~sigh~ I love quotes . . .
Posted by Dana Blair (Member # 951) on :
Tis far better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for who you are not.
Posted by Jillbeans (Member # 1912) on :
I have my signature blocked (you can choose not to show your signature or not even have one) It is from Russ McMullin: "That is like a Mr. Potato head with all the pieces in the wrong place" (or something like that) It was his clever critique of a sketch someone posted on here, and I loved it. I find it tiresome to read through the same signature so many times. Some are sooooo long. Some forums let you block seeing others' siggies. I like that. Don't get me wrong, I dearly love a good quote. Just not the same one every time I read a post. Love....Jill
Posted by George Perkins (Member # 156) on :
I originally saw mine on a bumper sticker, don't know where the credit should go to, heck, I don't think I've ever had an original thought in my life...at least not one worth mentioning Posted by Ricky Jackson (Member # 5082) on :
"I know violence isn't the answer; I got it wrong on purpose"
"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained" -Mark Twain
"You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way" -Will Rogers
Posted by Don Hulsey (Member # 128) on :
I made my bumper sticker AFTER seeing Georges tag line, so I am pretty sure it is NOT the one he got it from.
Posted by Pete Payne (Member # 344) on :
better to keep ones mouth shut and be thought a fool, than to open it and remove all doubt confuciuos p.s. i don't have much else to say
Posted by Glenn Taylor (Member # 162) on :
"To the United Nations, and the New York Times, charity apparently is defined by how much a government offers to those in need from the money its citizens have coughed up in order to stay out of jail."
Posted by Mike O'Neill (Member # 470) on :
"All the world's insane except for thee and I, and I sometimes have doubts about thee."
Posted by Bob Moroney (Member # 9498) on :
You can't fix stupid.
Posted by Carl Wood (Member # 1223) on :
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