I was watching HDnet one night and Vince Gill was in concert. He told a story about his late father was always trying to give Vince ideas for country songs. Vince's Dad had this idea for a song and Vince remembered it and many years later Vince and Rodney Crowell sit down and wrote the song...
Can't call it cheatin' (she reminds me of you)- by the Gin Blossoms
Some more contenders:
1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed 2. Get Your Tongue Otta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye 3. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure 4. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away? 5. Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me? 6. Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling 7. Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2. 8. Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine 9. Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl, But The Car Don't Run, So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
10. Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You 11. Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well 12. Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better 13. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win 14. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite
15. I'm So miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here 16. I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry Over You 17. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 18. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now 19. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head) 20. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus 21. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him 22. Please Bypass this Heart 23. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger 24. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
Posted by Mark Fair Signs (Member # 289) on :
Great titles Coop! LOL My publisher in Nashville, Songwriter,Paul Craft (Paul wrote "Midnight Flyer", "Brother Jukebox", "Keep me from Blowing Away","Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through the Goalpost of Life" and "Blue Heartache") wrote a funny song called "VD Ain't Nothin' to Clap About"
Posted by Si Allen (Member # 420) on :
A REAL Country Song has Momma, Cheating Wife, Pick up Truck, Horse, Train and prison in it!
"Momma rode her horse to the train station to pick me up from prison cause my cheating wife ran off with my pick up truck!"
[ May 08, 2008, 10:33 AM: Message edited by: Si Allen ]
Posted by Darcy Baker (Member # 8262) on :
Don't forget the parody "She's got Sammy Davis Eye"
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