Yes, it's true, eh? I just found out aboot an hour ago that my real dad and mom were Canadian. I was adopted by fur trappers in the Yukon. They moved to Georgia when I was 2 years old, eh? They moved again when I was 5 but never picked me up from school.
OK, so I'm not actually Canadian but I did put together some great commercials for those of you that are.
Yep they are Funny, love them all.
Posted by Stephen Deveau (Member # 1305) on :
As we say in the north 'Pucking EH!'
Sorry Ricky I forgot you don't speak french.... Eh! But have you ever eaten a traditional Canadian Beaver Tail?
A little butter and sugar with cinnamon? Better then Seal Flippers!
[ April 01, 2008, 03:33 PM: Message edited by: Stephen Deveau ]
Posted by Ricky Jackson (Member # 5082) on :
Stephen, people that speak 7 languages are called "linguists"; people that speak two languages are said to be "bilingual". People that only speak one language are called "Americans". I've never eaten beaver but I have eaten "squaw candy" - dried salmon, with seal oil. I've had moose and caribou. I bet the beaver tail would be good. Ever had moose nose?
[ April 01, 2008, 04:38 PM: Message edited by: Ricky Jackson ]
Posted by Pete Payne (Member # 344) on :
you can't be canadian if you've never eaten beaver, oh wait ,you can't be canadian anyway, heck you can't even get into the country! we're pretty picky yah know, but that story is a real son of a gun
Posted by Stephen Deveau (Member # 1305) on :
Yes Ricky... I am cooking 'Moose Meat' in the oven as we speak!
We call it Road Kill! Only Kidding!
But if your vehicle is less in value than the meat in the 'Freezer' "GO FOR IT!"
2 weeks and the 'Trout' and 'Salmon' season is open...
Sorry I meant to say.. "SUPPER IS READY"
[ April 01, 2008, 06:12 PM: Message edited by: Stephen Deveau ]
Posted by Ricky Jackson (Member # 5082) on :
OK I've never eaten beaver but how about this. Wouldn't I be considered an "honary" Canuck?
Posted by Rodger MacMunn (Member # 4316) on :
Ricky, I've met you & I can't believe you've never eaten a beaver..........
Posted by old paint (Member # 549) on :
stephen, ive salmon fished in the MERAMACHI......RIVER. RICKY WOULDNT KNOW A GOOD BEAVER PELT IF HE EVER HAD ONE))))))
[ April 02, 2008, 01:33 AM: Message edited by: old paint ]
Posted by Pete Payne (Member # 344) on :
leave it to roger to take a perfectly innocent comment and turn it into something dirty
Posted by Deri Russell (Member # 119) on :
It kinda gets me all misty eyed to see some of those commercials. Thanks Ricky. You know if you continue like this, we the Canadian Signcrafters may let you become an honorary countryman. (Even though you can't actually come into our Country .........because you will be arrested on sight ........your arms confiscated .......oh yeah, we've already done that)
Say Pete, how are you making out with talking to your MP about reversing Ricky's predicament???
Posted by Pete Payne (Member # 344) on :
I left the info with his assistant, turns out her husband buys sign supplies from us, hey ricky have they contacted you yet? best t shirt i've seen AMERICANS HAVE THE RIGHT TO BARE SRMS, CANADIANS HAVE THE RIGHT TO BARE BREASTS, WHERE DO YOU WANNA LIVE?
Posted by David Harding (Member # 108) on :
Yep, the Canadians confiscated Ricky's arms...
Posted by Kelly Thorson (Member # 2958) on :
Hey guys, wanna see Deri exercising her rights to bear breasts?
[ April 02, 2008, 04:06 PM: Message edited by: Kelly Thorson ]
Posted by Deri Russell (Member # 119) on :
OMG Kell, good thing I finished my tea or I would have spit it all over the keyboard!!!!
Posted by Pete Payne (Member # 344) on :
looks just like i remember from high school, barely legal!
Posted by Murray MacDonald (Member # 3558) on :
By the by, Ricky, people who speak more than seven languages are cunning linguists. Oh, shoot, Rodger already went there. MUR
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