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Posted by Dennis Raap (Member # 3632) on :
 
I think I am finally going to get my first million this is the email I just got. [Rolling On The Floor] [Rolling On The Floor] [Bash]
I am surprised they didn't have a blank for my bank account number. [Rolling On The Floor]

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From Mr. Odoko Yahaya
Hello my good friend.

How are you today? Hope all is well with you and your family. You may not understand why this mail came to you.But if you do not remember me, you might have receive an email from me in the past regarding a multi-million-dollar business proposal which we never concluded. I am using this opportunity to inform you that this multi-million-dollar business has been concluded with the assistance of another partner from Paraguay who financed the transaction to a logical conclusion. I thank you for your great effort to our unfinished transfer of fund into your account due to one reason or the other best known to you. But I want to inform you that I have successfully transferred the fund out of my bank to my new partner's account in Paraguay that was capable of assisting me in thisgreat venture.

Due to your effort, sincerity, courage and trust worthiness you shown during the course of the transaction. I want to compensate you and show my gratitude to you with the sum of US$950,000.00. I have left a certified international bank draft for you worth of US$950,000.00 cashable anywhere in the world

My dear friend I will like you to contact my Pastor Reverend. Daniel Dunkwa, on his direct email address at :[ revdanieludunkwa0@gmailcom] for collection of your bank draft. I authorized him to release the Bank Draft to you whenever you ask him for it. At the moment, I'm very busy here
because of the investment projects, which I and the new partner are having at hand.

Please I will like you to accept this token with good faith as this is from the bottom of my heart,Also comply with Reverend. Daniel Dunkwa`s directives so that he will send the draft to you without any delay.CONTACT: Reverend. Daniel Dunkwa. Email address. revdanieludunkwa0@gmail.com You are required to furnish him with the below information to enable him deliver the cheque to you,

1. FULL NAMES:______________________
2. ADDRESS:____________ __________
3. E-MAILADDRESS:_______________
4. TELEPHONE NUMBER:___________________

Hoping to hear from you.

Thanks and God bless you and your family.
Mr. Odoko Yahaya
 
Posted by Larry Ware (Member # 7352) on :
 
go for it... it may be your early retirement plan comin in sooner than you thought.... [Rolling On The Floor]
 
Posted by Kelly Thorson (Member # 2958) on :
 
So you are being rewarded for not concluding a business deal...hey I like that practice! Great for those with ADHD who get bored with follow through.
Scary to think some do get taken in with these scams.
 
Posted by John Lennig (Member # 2455) on :
 
My Friend, I am at this timely time, requesting my similar Good Friend Mr. Bigtopya Osignya, to relay on to you further vital instructions regarding the aforementioned transference of multiple Dollars into your personal account... there is truly for you a Reserved Place in Heaven, as a Reward for your due diligence and worthy efforts in this Matter.

May I also, if it not be so Bold, with Respect, encourage you to Produce 100 Banners, in the approximation scales of 30" x 72"...these would be having the words to display as "Save the Internet Children" in a vibrant hue of Puce... arranged in a Manner to your liking...as you are the Professional in these matters... the Banner itself is required to be Dark Black...

and to complete This Monumental Business Dealings to your Complete Satisfaction, would you please invoice us for the Total Ammount of the Banners and all applicable Shipping Charges and Duties, Taxes, etc....with this Figure being Deducted from your
Cheque arriving soon in the sum of $950,000.00

Again, I Salute you as a True Prince of Honour, it is my Privilege to be of Service to You!!

Mr. Ohdoyou Buythis
 
Posted by Jon Jantz (Member # 6137) on :
 
Speaking of falling into the money, last week I won the Portuguese National Lottery three times in the same day. All the emails have different confirmation numbers so I'm assuming I've won it three separate times...

The money hasn't arrived yet, but I have quit my job, signed paperwork on a beach-house, given our vehicles away to friends so we have room for our new vehicles... I just never thought I'd be so lucky.

Steve, when the money arrives, I will be giving a hefty donation to Letterville.

I'll keep y'all posted.

[ February 18, 2008, 01:25 PM: Message edited by: Jon Jantz ]
 
Posted by Wayne Osborne (Member # 4569) on :
 
BT John- Thats the funniest thing I've read for ages [Rolling On The Floor] [Rolling On The Floor]
 


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