A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."
"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."
"I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."
"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?"
The two then stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."
"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!"
Posted by jack wills (Member # 521) on :
Now that one made me laugh.......!
Jack
Posted by Jeff Ogden (Member # 3184) on :
Don't make me drive all the way to Commerce, to straighten you out. I might have to take you through Floribama.
Folks up there are not easy to deal with...they have their priorities, dont 'cha know.
If we ride around, we need a cell phone, so we dont miss anything.
I am so glad I got to meet you down at the Sandcastle Meet.
Me
Posted by Deb Fowler (Member # 1039) on :
Jimmy ya haven't changed a bit!!!!!!!
Posted by Si Allen (Member # 420) on :
Arrrrggghhh! I resemble all those!
Posted by E. Balch (Member # 3545) on :
There is probably some truth in it.
Diane
Posted by Donald Miner (Member # 6472) on :
High-larious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good show old bean!
Posted by old paint (Member # 549) on :
in the same vain: Retirement is different for everyone..
One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.
On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.
This time my curiosity got the best of me, and I went inside to talk to the Nursing Home Administrator.
"Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"
"Yes," she said. "They're retired prostitutes, and they're having a yard sale."
