A girl came skipping home from school one day. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled. "We were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "Yes, it's because you're blonde," her mother replied.
The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!" "Very good," said her mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "Yes, pumpkin, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school. "Mummy, Mummy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. "Very good," said her embarrassed mother. "Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?" "No Dear... it's because you're 25."
Posted by captain ken (Member # 742) on :
I do not "GET IT".
Please Explain................... Posted by KARYN BUSH (Member # 1948) on :
if i have to explain it...you just wouldn't understand.
Posted by Dusty Campbell (Member # 4601) on :
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.
They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."
The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too."
The blonde opened his lunch and said, " Bologna again! If I get a bologna sandwich one more time, I'm jumping too."
The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage, and jumped to his death.
The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito, and jumped, too.
The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.
At the funeral, the Irishman's wife was weeping.She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would have given it to him again!"
The Mexican's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much."
Everyone turned and stared at the blonde's wife. The blonde's wife said, "Don't look at me. He makes his own lunch"
Posted by Myra Grozinger (Member # 327) on :
ROTF - I love a good blonde joke. I did not see that one coming Mike.
Posted by Bill Biggs (Member # 18) on :
A blonde was walking on a hiking trail by a river someone hailed her from the opposite bank, "pardon me maa'm but how do I get on the other side of this river." "you silly man," she said. "You're already there!"
Posted by Bill Biggs (Member # 18) on :
I used to be a blonde, but the smarter I got the less hair I had until the rest of it just gave up and turned grey. Bill
Posted by Mike O'Neill (Member # 470) on :
Ken at a much younger age...
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Posted by Mike Pipes (Member # 1573) on :
How can you tell when a blonde woman has a blonde boyfriend? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
Her belly button is always sore.
[ September 04, 2006, 04:42 PM: Message edited by: Mike Pipes ]
Posted by Peter Schuttinga (Member # 2821) on :
Blond is at a hairdresser hoping to get her hair done. hairdresser: Ma'am, you'll have to take off that headset you are listening to. blonde: I'm not allowed hairdresser: I cant cut your hair unless you take it off blonde: My boyfriend says I'll die if I take them off hairdresser: That sounds like a bunch of hoohaw, please take them off, you'll be just fine, trust me. blonde: OK then
So off comes the headset, and sure shoot'n the blonde dies shortly after. The hairdresser is shocked and perplexed. She then picks up the headset and listens.... .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. "...breath in......... ....breath out........ ....breath in......... ....breath out........"
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how do you keep a dumb sign guy in suspense
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Posted by Dusty Campbell (Member # 4601) on :
...Well, are you going to tell us? I'm dying here.
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....Kidding
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