3 guys were sitting around talking about how they were able to get their wives to do what needed to be done while the men were hunting and fishing. The first man bragged that he had told his wife when she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning that needed done at their house. He said that during the first 2 days he could not see that anything had been accomplished, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the dishes were all washed and put away. The second man bragged that he had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. He told them that the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better. By the third day, he could see that the house was clean, the dishes were done, and he had a huge dinner on the table. The third man had married a girl like I did. He boasted that he told her that her duties were to keep the house clean, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day, most of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye.
Posted by Joey Madden (Member # 1192) on :
A heed for Grampas
Do NOT lose your Grand kids in the Mall! A small boy was lost at a large shopping mall. He approached a uniformed policeman and said, "I've lost my grandpa!" The cop asked, "What's he like?" The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied, "Crown Royal whiskey and women with big breasts."
Posted by Peter Schuttinga (Member # 2821) on :
Damn Joey, now I gotta clean my keyboard again...lol
Posted by Kelsey Dum (Member # 6101) on :
Is that why you have those sunglasses, Si? hahahaha...
Posted by Don Hulsey (Member # 128) on :
The bad part is... I don't even remember losing my grandson in the mall!!!
Posted by Ian Stewart-Koster (Member # 3500) on :
Si, that reminds me of another similar story about this big macho mid-30s bloke who married this young attractive blonde in her mid-20s.
The day after the wedding, he said to her" Now lets get this straight, when I finish work, If I want to go to the pub first, and have a beer with the boys, I will. I expect a hot meal on the table when I come in regardless, and no whining about it! If I want to spend a weekend away with no explanation, I will and you'll just have to acept that. If I want to go the races on my own, I'll just go. If I come back at midnight or later, that's that. I want no complaints from you."
"Fine", she said, "but I have something to get straight too... I want sex every night at 7.00 pm sharp, whether you're here or not"!
( I didn't word that quite as well as when I heard it, but you get the idea... Your joke reminds me of Shakespeare's 'Taming of the Shrew' )
[ August 23, 2006, 10:35 PM: Message edited by: Ian Stewart-Koster ]
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