Wife: "NOW will you mow the lawn??"
Posted by Russ McMullin (Member # 5617) on :
On this episode of American Chopper...
Posted by Harris Kohen (Member # 2139) on :
Marge: "Ever since I had this Lawn Chopper built for BillyBob he has been cutting everyone lawn"
Posted by Sheila Ferrell (Member # 3741) on :
Hey Harris, this DOES give new meaning to the word 'chopper' huh . . . . Posted by Ray Rheaume (Member # 3794) on :
"Nothing runs like a hog!"
Rapid
Posted by Dennis Raap (Member # 3632) on :
Zero turn????
Posted by Ethan Rutkoff (Member # 3802) on :
You've heard what the plow said to the tractor, haven't you?
"Pull me a little closer, John Deere."
Posted by Kissymatina (Member # 2028) on :
If you've ever seen the blue collar tv episodes with the "deck" routines...
That's an awful small deck he's got there.
Posted by Ken Henry (Member # 598) on :
YeeeHaw Mama!!! Now I won't have to pick up the dog turds afore cuttin' the lawn!
Posted by Dave Utter (Member # 634) on :
I WANT ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Gavin Chachere (Member # 1443) on :
On tonites episode or do it yourself moron tv,watch us bolt a bicycle front end onto a lanmower because we're gonna make another entirely ugly yet utterly impractical rolling piece of crap that looks like a*s in a shoe yet still manages to inspire wannabe's worldwide to emulate our completely assinine, self centered,self inportant behavior and circus clown wardrobe by seeing how many days in a row we can continously dress like joey buttafuco wannabes and use words like "deezign,fabricate,ideer,and this is the nicest we've ever done" repeatedly while completely demeaning the entire custom industry by claiming to be "fabricators" ........all the while bolting 90% of the premade parts off the shelf or slappin on outsourced work and making the public in general believe that any 3 brain celled idiot who once dug a finger in his own butt and nose was a creative genius who needed merely an english wheel,planing hammer and Mig machine to open his own bike shop,go bankrupt from both lack of talent and lack of common sense and still yet perhaps qualify to be on a biker build off and slap 5 months of work together in 8 days,once again ignoring even the most basic time frames of production and inspiring yet another round of single digit IQ nobel laureates into thinking "the lost art of gold leaf" means gold is fused to the vinyl......tonite on American White Trash with a Horshoe in Their A*S at 9.
Posted by Bruce Williams (Member # 691) on :
Here you are, Captain America. Now go find a job.
Posted by Jill Marie Welsh (Member # 1912) on :
Gavin, that has to be your best paragraph ever! I have no caption, but it would be fun to ride behind the driver. Only question would be do I dress like a biker chick or Daisy Duke? Love.....Jill
Posted by Harris Kohen (Member # 2139) on :
well said Gavin
Posted by Sheila Ferrell (Member # 3741) on :
Z! Posted by Sid Besserman (Member # 5502) on :
"You're not going riding 'til you mow that lawn"
Posted by Si Allen (Member # 420) on :
OK Joey and Gavin....Is this better?
Posted by Sheila Ferrell (Member # 3741) on :
~Is it a bicycle? ~Is it a lawn mower? ~Is it an exercise bike?
Yes. Yes. Yes.
Posted by Peter Schuttinga (Member # 2821) on :
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