Wine her. Dine her. Call her. Hold her. Surprise her. Compliment her. Smile at her. Listen to her. Laugh with her. Cry with her. Romance her. Encourage her. Believe in her. Pray with her. Pray for her. Cuddle with her. Shop with her. Give her jewelry. Buy her flowers. Hold her hand. Write love letters to her. Go to the ends of the earth and back again for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked. Bring chicken wings. Don't block the TV. Posted by Linda Schmidt (Member # 2337) on :
Posted by Michael Latham (Member # 4477) on :
now if I show this to my women friends, is there a excemption form to keep me out of trouble? After all, I didn't write it - just passed it on. Would it still work if I just showed them the "how to impress a man" part and cut the top off? Posted by Janet Bakewell (Member # 725) on :
No wonder I'm still single... I got it all wrong - I showed up in a chicken suit...
Posted by Rick Beisiegel (Member # 3723) on :
WOW,
You last three residents look alike....are you related?
Posted by Linda Schmidt (Member # 2337) on :
Sorta! Posted by Jim Upchurch (Member # 209) on :
I heard it was "show up naked and bring beer"! You see, now you got people showing up in chicken suits.
Posted by Jane Diaz (Member # 595) on :
Yeah, and now we got men cutting their tops off too!
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