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Posted by Rick Beisiegel (Member # 3723) on :
 
A drunken cowboy lay sprawled across three entire
seats in the posh Amarillo Theater.

When the usher came by and noticed this, he
whispered to the cowboy, "Sorry, sir, but you're
only allowed one seat."

The cowboy groaned but didn't budge. The usher
became more impatient: "Sir, if you don't get up
from there I'm going to have to call the manager."

Once again, the cowboy just groaned. The usher
marched briskly back up the aisle, and in a moment he returned with the manager. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move the cowboy, but with no success.

Finally they summoned the police. The Texas Ranger surveyed the situation briefly then asked, "All right buddy what's your name?"

"Sam," the cowboy moaned.

"Where ya from, Sam?" asked the Ranger.

With terrible pain in his voice, and without
moving a muscle, Sam replied,

"... the balcony..."


 

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Posted by Wayne Webb (Member # 1124) on :
 

good one
 

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Posted by Wayne Webb (Member # 1124) on :
 
Rick,
tried copying your little gif(the one on the right) but it wouldn't work
Where do you get them?

[ February 18, 2005, 10:21 AM: Message edited by: Wayne Webb ]
 

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Posted by Nevman (Member # 332) on :
 
http://www.thesignindustry.com/forums/style_emoticons/default/laughing1.gif


 

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Posted by Sheila Ferrell (Member # 3741) on :
 
LOL Rick . .. sent this one to my cowboy son-in-law . . .
 

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Posted by Robert Root (Member # 758) on :
 
Copied and pasted and sent all over. Thanks
 

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