OK...I'm starting out with my new business , selling my farm raised eggs!!
We've been collecting over a dozen a day, that's 7 dozen a week, almost 25 dozen a month....
And it's not even spring yet!!!
I need a clever name for my eggs....then I can design a label to put on the cartons...
Any ideas?
BTW, my chickens are free range (they scratch around in the woods and yard all day) are fed natural grains, no hormones. We are even adding flax seed to their diet to raise the Omega 3s in the yolks!
I like the Farm thing...like whispering willow or silverbrook, sunnyvale. etc. It paints a nice mental picture for something as wholesome as the almighty egg.
M
Posted by Adrienne Morgan (Member # 1046) on :
Mike, thanks for the link!! What a great site! And her discription of her hens sounds like mine!!
We don't expect to make any money at this, just get some back for feed and stuff...but the payback is the entertainment we get on a daily basis from our 'girls' A:)
Posted by Bruce Bowers (Member # 892) on :
"The yolks on you"
Do your hens drive a yolkswagen?
Hahahahahaha!
I have to go now....
Posted by David Fisher (Member # 107) on :
All Natural Bumnuts Coercion free Cackleberries Gladly Given Googies
(May lose some in translation)
You maybe should rethink the "girls" label for them... the phrase "getting the girls out" has a whole different meaning round here probably more applicable to Mardi Gras behaviour
Best of luck, the last time we had chooks they all became roast or curry before returning any type of return on investment.
David
Posted by Ron Carper (Member # 999) on :
egg-a-rama eggs by tomorrow fast eggs eggs now
Posted by Jillbeans (Member # 1912) on :
"Which Came First?" Love.....Jill
Posted by Janette Balogh (Member # 192) on :
Hen Hatch Clucker Hatch The Hen House Hen Pecked Holly Happy Hens Happy Hatchers Cluckers!
okay ... i'll keep thinkin' Posted by Chris Armstrong (Member # 4651) on :
"The Edible Egg company"
Posted by Steve Thomas Greer (Member # 4566) on :
" The EGGpourium"
"Mother Cluckers"....
Posted by Bob Rochon (Member # 30) on :
I say I say, that's not a CHICKEN boyy, that there is a Dawg! D-O-G ..dawg.
Henrietta's Eggs Rooster Free Morgan Farm Egg Co. The Naked Egg Hen House eggs
Posted by Tony McDonald (Member # 1158) on :
"Eggs-it" "Farm Fresh Eggs...Take This Eggs-It"
"Eggs-cited...Farm Fresh Eggs"
"My Girls Egg Factory"
"Lady EGGcluckers Farm Fresh Eggs" Maybe have a hen wearing a scarf and basket collecting eggs.
Posted by Michael Latham (Member # 4477) on :
the "FREE RANGE DOZEN" the GATHERING RANGE
Posted by John Deaton III (Member # 925) on :
"The Cluck Stops Here" "Eggstraordinary Egg Farm" "Laid Treasures" "Henhouse Ladies" Egg Farm "Chicken Coop Crappers" "Would you Lay with Me?"
Posted by Stephen Deveau (Member # 1305) on :
We sqeeze them suckers to Pop Out the freshness of Omiga 3...
Omiga 3 Eggs!
[ February 16, 2005, 09:58 AM: Message edited by: Stephen Deveau ]
Posted by Stephen Deveau (Member # 1305) on :
We squeeze them suckers to Pop Out the freshness of Omiga 3...
Omiga 3 Eggs! Posted by Sheila Ferrell (Member # 3741) on :
Remember Leggs panty hose came in and 'egg' . . .?
Mabey you need some panty hose filled with eggs . . .your motto could be 'We got Eggs' . . .
Eggheads
Egg Biz (flashy hollywood type sign )
I love a good 'play on words', here goes a few:
On the Cutting Egg (...cutting edge)
So Eggalant (So Elegant)
I Eggery (I agree)
Eggervation (aggrevation)
Eggriculture (agriculture)
Eggceptional (exceptional)
Egg-Site (Tony mentioned Excite, also egg-sighting - exciting)
Eggs Claim! (exclaim)
(tons of ex' words applicable . . .)
~Mottos:
HELP! We got Egged!
You're eggin' me on
HI! I was egg'specting you!!
LOL!! Ms. A!! This is fun!! No wonder your in the egg biz!! Posted by Ryan Ursta (Member # 1738) on :
Jill stole mine!!! Great minds think alike eh? Posted by Sheila Ferrell (Member # 3741) on :
LOL Ms. A, at least you could use everybody's and paint panels to hang all over the walls . . .;D
Don't forget to play music for the 'ladies' too....rock & roll makes eggs look like fried brains . . .they say classical music makes hens happy and productive
ok.. . . .now I'm just obessing . . .lol... but if I don't write it down I will think about it the whole time I'm paintin' this taxi that just came in . . .
So here's a few more an' I'm DONE.
We have an Egg-genda (agenda)
EGGnigma (enigma)
EGGOmaniac (egomaniac)
Eggressive (aggressive-progressive)
Eggstacy (ecstasy)
Egglectic (eclectic)
EN'UFF SHEILA! Posted by Del Badry (Member # 114) on :
"Get Crackin"
Posted by Randy Campbell (Member # 2675) on :
The egg and I
Posted by Don Coplen (Member # 127) on :
"Jill stole mine" is a horrible name for them! Posted by James Donahue (Member # 3624) on :
Maybe I'll have a chance to think about it through the day, but for now, something to do with free or freedom, everyone's wondering about the stuff commercial growers give thier beef, chickens, etc, that having free range chickens, free of hormones, free of steriods, free of wierd supplements, would be appealing.
Of course "A", I'm still laughing about "Poultry in Motion"! Love it.
Posted by Don Coplen (Member # 127) on :
OK. Here's one worse than that...
Omegga Free Range Eggs
Posted by Don Coplen (Member # 127) on :
The Hen Lady's Free Range Eggs.
Mother GoodHen's Eggs
Posted by Mike Pipes (Member # 1573) on :
Eggstatic
The Good Egg
Egg In Your Face
Or something even more silly and memorable:
Chickendance
free range chickens are happy enough to dance, right? Posted by William DeBekker (Member # 3848) on :
Holy Yolks
Scrambled Farms
The Great Northwest Egg Factory
For got one.. Chicken Ropers
[ February 16, 2005, 11:52 AM: Message edited by: William DeBekker ]
Posted by Donna in BC (Member # 130) on :
LOL Ron, now that is hilarous!
I like Nettie's The Hen House or Happy Hatchers.
The Happy Hatcher's Hen House? Posted by Rick Beisiegel (Member # 3723) on :
Egga by Yesterday? (in keeping with Ron's theme)
Eggspress Way Eggs Eggsamined Eggs Perfect Eggsamples The great Eggscape
Posted by Adrienne Morgan (Member # 1046) on :
Man,,,,,
If you were all on the Apprentice, y'all'd be fired!!!!!! LOL
Since we have horses too (no, we don't sell road apples) Jim suggested (and he answers the phone this way)
'Adrienne's Buck 'n Cluck' or... 'Poor Li'l Hens' (and have a sad looking little hen with eyes like Shreck's Puss n boots...lol
Keep trying....maybe I should start a new panel swap, with a chicken farm as the theme!! A:)
Posted by John Deaton III (Member # 925) on :
Posted by Tim (Member # 1699) on :
Healthy EGGspectations....
Posted by Kelly Thorson (Member # 2958) on :
OH-Mega Eggs....
Posted by Rick Beisiegel (Member # 3723) on :
Tim gets my vote!
How bout NO-MEGGA
[ February 16, 2005, 03:00 PM: Message edited by: Rick Beisiegel ]
Posted by Arthur Vanson (Member # 2855) on :
Thinking more of the picture than the name and remembering that great cartoon chicken from your copyright post. I’m visualising her relaxed in a rocking chair or sideways on a porch-swing; one leg over the other and wingtips crossed behind her head. Possible names?
Over Easy Laid-Back
[ February 16, 2005, 01:51 PM: Message edited by: Arthur Vanson ]
Posted by Jillbeans (Member # 1912) on :
Arthur, as usual, just perfect. Love.....Jill
Posted by Don Coplen (Member # 127) on :
Good Egg
Posted by Bob Stephens (Member # 858) on :
Mother Clucker's Eggs Emporium or Madaam Ovaries Grade A+ Egg House
Posted by Don Coplen (Member # 127) on :
There's several dozen ideas...what've you come up with so far, Ms. Trump?
Posted by Kissymatina (Member # 2028) on :
Eggs on the range
Eggceptional Eggs
Posted by James Donahue (Member # 3624) on :
Arthur, that's awesome.
Posted by Michael Latham (Member # 4477) on :
This is too much!
I thoink there are enough good ones here so the name can change once a week for a year and get your customers in a pool for the next weeks names!
Posted by Doug Allan (Member # 2247) on :
Arthur's take on the graphics, but add a flower lei, (& a sparkle in her eye)...
Wholesome Fresh Lei'd egg farm
Posted by J & N Signs (Member # 901) on :
Dumpty's Layed Daily Egg Co.
Posted by Todd Gill (Member # 2569) on :
How about:
Embryonic Tonic
"Go White! Go Yellow! That Rooster's a lucky Fellow!
Ooops! A fresh one slipped out!
Seriously:
Golden Yolks
Farm Folks Golden Yolks
Eggs-2-Go
Wife Beaters (crap...there I go again!)
Sunrise Eggs
Posted by Todd Gill (Member # 2569) on :
I almost forgot:
"Yo Adriennnnnne! Eggs."
You know, Rocky slurping down a glassfull of raw eggs before his morning run.
Or how about:
Crack O' Dawn Eggs
Uncle Zeb's Porta Poachers
[ February 16, 2005, 08:12 PM: Message edited by: Todd Gill ]
Posted by Sheila Ferrell (Member # 3741) on :
QUOTE: "If you were all on the Apprentice, y'all'd be fired!!!!!!" "Keep trying...."
Gee Ms.A . . . comments like that could leave egg on yer face . . . a LOTTA great stuff EGGsists here . . . so . . .
GET CRACKIN'
BTW: I'd love to see you plaster the walls with panels painted with everyone of these suggestions. Your customers would have to enjoy looking at them when picking up their eggs or signs . . . Posted by Don Coplen (Member # 127) on :
She doesn't like our ideas, but is thinkin about askin us to design her some panels? LOL America! Ain't it great.
Edited for spelling.
[ February 16, 2005, 08:29 PM: Message edited by: Don Coplen ]
Posted by J & N Signs (Member # 901) on :
Eggstopia Eggstravagantly yours Eggstasee Eggocentric Breggfast Inc. Eggonomics
[ February 16, 2005, 08:46 PM: Message edited by: J & N Signs ]
Posted by Don Coplen (Member # 127) on :
A, this post thread is conspicuous by your absense. Other than starting the post, then one post to complain about the lameness of our ideas, you haven't posted or participated at all. Are we part of a scavenger contest? (get 45 Letterheads to give 100 ideas and see how long it takes before they realize you're playin with their heads? =5 points).
Come out and play with us, girl!
Posted by Adrienne Morgan (Member # 1046) on :
LOTS of 'gr-EGGt' ideas.....
A:)
Posted by Adrienne Morgan (Member # 1046) on :
OK Don.....
I checked in this morning....then had to run as I have had a very busy day......
I'm actually surprised to have had so may responses as I was just joking, hope you aren't taken offence with it.
I spent the afternoon mucking out the coop, replacing it with new shavings, put up more nest boxes, delivered an order to a nieghbor, paid some bills, and started dinner.....
I thought I'd take a break while it's cooking to see if I had more replies.....I was shocked to see how many!!!
And no, I'm not asking anyone to do me a panel, sorry if it sounded like I was, if it did, I apologize.
A:)
Posted by John Lennig (Member # 2455) on :
"The Rooster Did It"
Posted by Don Coplen (Member # 127) on :
lol John...priceless
Posted by Catharine C. Kennedy (Member # 4459) on :
Your a good egg- a little cracked but unspoiled!
Posted by Sheila Ferrell (Member # 3741) on :
No off-hence taken . . .BTW Ms A . . .do you have a plotter and all??
Would'nt it be cute to have little vinyl initials on each of your eggs?? LOL!! ya know, like little tattoos!! Mabey someone could make you some of those rub-on-tattoos . . .or a stamper . . .
LOL I'm just kiddin' . . .I'm gettin' into this too much . . .and . . .don't . . .know . . . why . . .beam me up Toddy . . .
Posted by John Smith (Member # 1308) on :
wow... I've never seen so many good eggzamples from a simple name request Posted by Don Coplen (Member # 127) on :
Sheila, a rubber stamp maybe?
[ February 17, 2005, 10:53 AM: Message edited by: Don Coplen ]
Posted by Peter Schuttinga (Member # 2821) on :
Dumb Clucks...
(the)Dirty Dozen... (might be a hard sell)
Hen wann-na-bees...
A's E's...
you buy em, you break em...
Just laid...
12 yolks, individually packaged, in a handy carrying case
We had chickens for years, a lot of fun, great eggs, a lot of $%#@@& to step in. Fun wore off when a neighbouring dog decided to play with them.
Posted by Todd Gill (Member # 2569) on :
Sheila - now that egg sticker is the best idea yet! I like that tatoo'd egg concept....
Posted by Ray Rheaume (Member # 3794) on :
The Future Chicken Shoppe
Chicken Embryo Emporium
Adrienne's Eggs (not original, but appropriate)
Halloween Prankster Supplies
Over-Easies
Rapid
Posted by Bobbie Rochow (Member # 3341) on :
Adrienne, my husband used to have a trained Rhode Island Red. he would hold her & she would peck a piece of food out of his teeth (yum!), & he would lay her on her back & pet her belly, & she would fall asleep on her back & just lay there!
She also would crawl in our dog's house to keep warm with her, but when we got a sheperd puppy, he grew up & chewed her head off. It was traumatic.
Posted by Dean McGray (Member # 4954) on :
Laid in the Shade
Bird Seeds
Fresh Brood
Free Range so you don't poop strange{Oop's that one slipped out} Posted by William Holohan (Member # 2514) on :
I see a pile of eggs on straw.
Farm fresh eggs
0 000 00000 \/\/\/\/
We Get Laid Daily
Posted by Adrienne Morgan (Member # 1046) on :
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