This is topic Women Only. How to help your husband make you feel special or be more romantic. in forum Letterhead/Pinstriper Talk at The Letterville BullBoard.
After almost 35 yrs of marriage, life gets to be a rut sometimes....B...O....R...I...N...G. We are the typical couple that stayed so busy with the kids and him working afternoons, 6-7 days a week, that we didn't take time for ourselves. So I told him the other day that I would give him points to let him know when he is doing something that I like.
1 pt for winking at me in a room full of people
1 pt for letting me win the argument...even if you are right.
-5 pts for getting upset with the driver in front of us.
-10 pts for winking at me for the 50th time at the same gathering.
5 pts for cooking dinner
5 pts for cleaning up the mess.
5 pts for warming my vehicle up
5 pts for shoveling a trail to my vehicle.
5 pts for a bath run with my favorite bubblebath when I come home from work.
[ December 19, 2004, 02:45 PM: Message edited by: Laura Butler ]
Posted by Ken Henry (Member # 598) on :
Awarding points is a fine idea, but understand that those points have to have something WORTHWHILE that they can be redeemed for. Also, if the redemption level is set too high, males will tend to do something that they consider more valuable with their time...like watching that big game...going hunting or fishing...or a round of golf etc etc. etc.
Posted by Suelynn Sedor (Member # 442) on :
I'd like to see the list of things he can cash his points in for!!!
Suelynn
Posted by Ryan E Young (Member # 2325) on :
1000 points just stop nagging me to be more romantic!!!!
I know it said women only but I am scared you ladies are talking about me behind my back. You know you do!!!!
[ December 19, 2004, 11:35 AM: Message edited by: Ryan E Young ]
Posted by TransLab (Member # 470) on :
I've gotta ask about this thing with rewarding for getting mad at the driver in front...?? ...strange foreplay, but I guess it takes all types.
or as they say around here.. "Whatever floats your Boat..."
[ December 19, 2004, 11:46 AM: Message edited by: TransLab ]
Posted by Ricky Jackson (Member # 5082) on :
Most men are almost totally clueless when it comes to romanticism, how women think and feel and what they like and want. I know I'm going to get shot at for this (mostly by ignorant men) but it needs to be said. Women already know it but most men think that just because they have the equipment and go thru the motions she enjoys it - WRONG. Romance starts with the first encounter of the day and progresses til AFTER the act. Falling right off to sleep after the cookies are served might be natural for him but if he fights it and can snuggle and engage in a bit of sweet talk and bask in the afterglow he will gain mega "points". Forplay is also a lot more than rolling over and saying "Hey, you awake?" I can't stress how important *good* kissing is and if you are not a good kisser you should learn how. You can email me privately about that. If your wife does not interested in kissing it's probably because you are not a good kisser. Words are very important to a woman; whe loves to hear those three little words - and I'm not talking about "You wanna Fuk?" They want to *hear* that they are beautiful to you. They want to believe they are the only female on the planet to you. Technique is very important and there is a lot of prep work involved to do it right - and no, I'm not talking about making sure there are fresh batteries. Good hygene is crucial! Shave (unless you have facial hair), brush your teeth, bathe well, put on some cologne, brush your hair. Make eye contact and try to establish a deeper connection with her before and during. Setting the mood with some soft music and lighting helps too. If you don't do Keagle exercises you should - unless it doesn't bother you to be "minute man". Talk to her during and don't be afraid to get a little naughty. I am NOT going to go into the female anatomy here but if you don't know what the magic button is or what a G spot is and how to hit it you need some coaching. This is far from being comprehensive or even a full table of contents. No matter how good a man thinks he is, he can always kick it up a notch. The largest sex organ is right between the ears (no, not the tongue). Yep, it's that 4 lbs of gray matter. Engage that, turn on the eroticism and you'll have her so smoking hot you'll wonder who you're in bed with and you will never have to worry about points again. Heck, SHE will be trying to score points with you!
Posted by Bruce Bowers (Member # 892) on :
Yeah, whatever, Ricky...
Posted by Jillbeans (Member # 1912) on :
Good points, Ricky. Altho I didn't realize that men could do Kegels!
I'd say giving your woman toe-curling sex is worth at least 100 points, (with 100 extra for finding the magic button) and taking out the garbage without being nagged would add an additional 1000 points, and leaving your dirty sox right-side-out when you remove them is an easy 500 (1000 if you put em in the hamper)
And always remember that the answer to "Do I look fat in this?" is "NO, HONEY, YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL." Love....Jill
Posted by Rovelle W. Gratz (Member # 4404) on :
I'm not going to attribute this to myself 'cause I might get in trouble, so.....my Brother always says, "a Woman's place is in the home, and she should go there immediately after work".
One tip for women married to older men, or if you prefer, "Old Farts", is to use vanilla behind your ears, instead of perfume.
Posted by W. R. Pickett (Member # 3842) on :
...Wow Ricky!
...With your experience...You should write a tips column for "Details" magazine.
Posted by Harris Kohen (Member # 2139) on :
Ricky just made 1,000,000 points with his wife, thats why he posted that.
Calling DrRuth Calling DrRuth
Posted by Kissymatina (Member # 2028) on :
Ricky, don't hold anything back, just let us know what you really think. Posted by Laura Butler (Member # 1830) on :
I should have known not to post and then leave for a couple of hours. This post certainly didn't go the way that I thought that it would.
All the way home I kept thinking that I should have said "SPECIAL" instead of "ROMANTIC"...so I changed it a little. I also didn't think that men would answer more than women...and get that explicit. Gals, what are we gong to do to these men that don't listen?
[ December 19, 2004, 03:10 PM: Message edited by: Laura Butler ]
Posted by Ricky Jackson (Member # 5082) on :
I'm editing my post and reposting it under another heading. Anyone interested can see that thread.
[ December 19, 2004, 03:40 PM: Message edited by: Ricky Jackson ]
Posted by Laura Butler (Member # 1830) on :
Ricky, you missed the point. I certainly didn't think this post would get this explicit. NO offense but you took the fun out of this post that I was trying to have with ALL the women. I'm outa here. Its gone in a direction that I don't want to go.
[ December 19, 2004, 03:19 PM: Message edited by: Laura Butler ]
Posted by Ricky Jackson (Member # 5082) on :
My appologies Laura. I thought it was to "How to help your husband..." I Don't mean to be contrary but you're the one that indicated that it's "...B O R I N G". I'm sorry for the hijacking; I'll repost with another thread.
Posted by Doug Allan (Member # 2247) on :
I'm much more comfortable with conjuring the memories & imagry of great sex, then from the thought of someone winking 50 times at one party. That doesn't sound like romanticism... that sounds more like a nervous disorder Posted by Rovelle W. Gratz (Member # 4404) on :
For the women that are looking for a Sensitive man. I heard that they all already have boyfriends.
Posted by Todd Gill (Member # 2569) on :
I kinda thought Ricky looked liked Dr. Ruth Westheimer (with a Stetson) in drag....hehehehe.
I'm with Doug, ... all that winking sounds like a nervous tic to me.
Rovelle makes a good point too....all the sensitive guys are making quilts for their homeboys...hehehehe.
What's all this talk about "buttons"? I'm a real gadget guy and I never saw any button!?
And this shaving thing...does that include my back?
It's all making sense now...if the largest sex organ is between your ears then that explains why some guy on the highway sped passed me and called me a "dickhead".
Posted by Kissymatina (Member # 2028) on :
Has anyone figured out the purpose of the points yet?
Is this like band camp where points were really demerits or is it like some of the frequent flyer programs where you keep earning points but can never actually use them for anything because you need 1 bazillion points for the screwdriver set, the cheapest reward?
Posted by Curtis hammond (Member # 2170) on :
lets plan out an encounter,, lemme see here,, 7 means get the wash done by hand .., 9 means a lipper,, 10 means the whole thing...
Posted by Cheryl Lucas (Member # 1656) on :
How bout we change the point system to slave minutes? First few minutes spent reading Ricky's post(s), the rest, following through with his advise!
Cher.
Posted by TransLab (Member # 470) on :
... Been keegling (sp) for the past 24 hours...
Boy is Marie gonna be impressed. Posted by Karen Sartain (Member # 241) on :
Just don't get a cramp! And for the record, what Cheryl said Posted by Jillbeans (Member # 1912) on :
Trannie, Did you follow these instructions? Here page for both men and women. That oughta win big points for both partners! (It also comes in handy for those stubborn lids on pickle jars) Love....Jill
Posted by Rick Sacks (Member # 379) on :
I find this dialoge totally inapropriate for this BB.
Posted by John Deaton III (Member # 925) on :
Yall a bunch of horndoggies. Posted by TransLab (Member # 470) on :
Actually Rick, you are absolutely right.
This thread definately took a left turn at Albuquerque...
Posted by Frank Magoo (Member # 3950) on :
How many points did we lose when we took that wrong turn and why do wrong turns always occurr in or around Albq?
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