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Posted by Jane Diaz (Member # 595) on :
 
Three old guys out walking.
First one says. "Windy isn't it? "
Second one says, "No its Thursday"!!
Third one says. "So am I. Lets go get a beer."

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A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."
"Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Twelve thirty."

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Morris, an 82 year-old man went to the Doctor to get a physical. A few days later the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young lady on his arm. A couple of days later the doctor spoke to the man and said, "You're really doing great, aren't you?"
Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: 'Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.'"
The Doctor replied, "I didn't say that. I said you got a heart murmur. Be careful."

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An elderly gent was invited to his old friends' home for dinner one evening. He was impressed by the way his buddy preceded every request to his wife with endearing terms -- Honey, My Love, Darling, Sweetheart, Pumpkin etc. The couple had been married almost 70 years and, clearly, they were still very much in love.
While the wife was in the kitchen, the man leaned over and said to his host, "I think it's wonderful that, after all these years, you still call your wife those loving pet names."
The old man hung his head. "I have to tell you the truth," he said, "I forgot her name about 10 years ago."

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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.
The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?" "No," he replied, "arthritis."

Happy Friday!
 

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Posted by Alan Ackerson (Member # 3224) on :
 
hahahahah!
 

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Posted by Randy Campbell (Member # 2675) on :
 
lol thanks.
 

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Posted by Si Allen (Member # 420) on :
 
Arrrggghhhhh! I resemble those remarks!


 

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Posted by Jillbeans (Member # 1912) on :
 
Old guy goes into an upscale lounge.
He's dressed to the nines, clean shaved, spit-shined and smelling of good cologne.
He spots an attractive elderly lady at the bar, and sidles up to her.
"Do I come here often?" he asks.

 

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Posted by Doug Carter (Member # 5064) on :
 
At a senior citizens social dance, a little old man saunters up to a single old woman standing alone by the punch bowl. He causually leans into her closely and whispers, "Hey baby, how old do you think I am?"

She quickly bends down slightly, unzips his fly, sticks her hand inside, feels around for a few seconds and says, "I'd say you were 81."

Shocked and amazaed, and relatively pleased, the little old man exclaimed, "My god woman! How'd you do that?"

Quickly she responded, "You told me yesterday, Harold."




[ November 13, 2004, 10:01 AM: Message edited by: Doug Carter ]
 

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Posted by Kissymatina (Member # 2028) on :
 

 

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Posted by Judy Pate (Member # 237) on :
 
Those are some good ones!!hahahahaha! Look is like the instant graemlins don't work with this new Firefox browser.


[ November 13, 2004, 11:36 AM: Message edited by: Judy Pate ]
 

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Posted by Dave Sherby (Member # 698) on :
 
Judy, I'm on Firefox.
 

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