I am in need of a modern style set of eyeglasses frames for a small 24"x36" aluminum sign. Anyone have anything nice, I don't have anything good in any of my clipart collections.. my email is tmalinky@astepabovesigns.com Thanks! Tyler
Posted by Bruce Bowers (Member # 892) on :
I just can't see doing this...
Posted by Bruce Bowers (Member # 892) on :
Maybe you need to focus...
Posted by Gene Golden (Member # 3934) on :
I hope someone lens him a hand.
Actually did a Google... eyeglass.com... go figure! Looks promising. A sight for sore eyes.
[ August 12, 2004, 07:44 PM: Message edited by: Gene Golden ]
Posted by Jillbeans (Member # 1912) on :
I see what you mean Brooce! Can you simply draw and scan a pair? Or scan a real pair? Love...Jill
Posted by Ray Rheaume (Member # 3794) on :
There's a solution here, but I just can't see it.
Rapid
Posted by Stevo Chartrand (Member # 2094) on :
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Stevo
Posted by Tony McDonald (Member # 1158) on :
I'm blinded by all this.......and am beginning to feel like a real spectacle.
Posted by Jillbeans (Member # 1912) on :
Sorta reminds me of the eyeglass sign in "The Great Gatsby". Looked like a real eyesore in the film. Love....Jill
Posted by Mark Matyjakowski (Member # 294) on :
Polock goes into the optometrist's office. The optometrist asks the guy, "Can you read the eye chart up there on the wall?" The guy says, "Sure . . . I know all those guys." -------------------------------------- Sign in an optometrist window:
If you don't see what you want, you've come to the right place.
-------------------------------------- Norris walks into an eye clinic carrying a big jar containing a turd 14 inches long and five inches around. He says to the receptionist, "I need to see an optometrist." She says, "Sir, according to the specimen in that jar, I'd say you need to see a proctologist." He says, "No, ma'am, I need to see an optometrist. Every time I ****, my eyes water."
------------------------------- A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to the man, "Sir, I believe you have a cataract." "Oh, no" replied the Japanese man. "I dwive a Rincon Continentaw."
------------------------------- An optometrist saves the eyesight of a girl whose boyfriend is a hippie painter. The hippie is so grateful, he goes to the doctor`s house one afternoon while the doctor has office hours. The hippie gets out his oils and brushes and proceeds to paint a huge eye on one entire wall of the living room, with the fireplace as the pupil of the eye. The doctor comes home, walks into the living room, and sees the enormous painting. The hippie says, "Well, do you like it, man?!?!" The doctor says, "Well....I`m sure glad I`m not a Proctologist "
------------------------------ A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking it the monkey is running wild. The monkey jumps up on the pool table and grabs the cue ball, sticks it in his mouth and swallows it whole.
The bartender is livid and says to the guy, "Did you see what your monkey just did?"
"No. What did that stupid sh*t do this time?" says the patron.
"Well, he just swallowed the cue ball off the pool table, whole" says the bartender.
"Yeah, well I hope it kills the f*cker because he's been driving me nuts" says the guy The guy finishes his drink and leaves.
Two weeks later he comes back with the monkey. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running wild around the bar again. While the man is drinking his drink, the monkey finds some peanuts on the bar. He grabs one, sticks it up his a*s, then pulls it out and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted.
"Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.
"What now?" responds the patron. "Well, he stuck a peanut up his a*s, then pulled it out and ate it" says the bartender.
"Well, what do you expect?" replied the patron. "Ever since he ate that damn cue ball he measures everything first!!!
Posted by Bruce Bowers (Member # 892) on :
Mark, there is something seriously wrong with you....
No wonder you fit in sooooo well!
Posted by Dave Grundy (Member # 103) on :
HAHAHHAAHA on the monkey story Mark!!!
Yer a sick puppy and I love it!
BTW..How tough can it be to draw 2 circles/ovals, draw a connecting arc, draw 2 lines with a curve at the end and weld em all together to get a vector set of goggles???
Heck I have about 5 pair I can take a digital pic of and use the pic as a template to draw over!!!
Even if I didn't wear glasses I probably could find a pair of sunglasses!!!!
Seems like an easy project to me???
[ August 13, 2004, 12:22 AM: Message edited by: Dave Grundy ]
Posted by Jay Nichols (Member # 2842) on :
You have sunglasses in Canada???
Posted by Leonard Sappington (Member # 4562) on :
You know... right after I bought my plotter... I purchased a collection of art called Art Explosion from Amazon... It was about 60 bucks delivered to the shop... 600,000 images and most of them vector...
For little stuff like this, it has paid for itself over and over again...
And, if all else fails...try drawing them, it may take you a little longer, but hey, it's really a cheap lesson....
Posted by Rovelle W. Gratz (Member # 4404) on :
"I see", said the blind carpenter, as he picked up his hammer and saw.
Posted by Gene Golden (Member # 3934) on :
In hindsight, you'll notice, Tyler stopped talking to us. Did he ever get his answer?
Posted by Dale Kerr (Member # 4661) on :
Ah my boy tyler, As you see with all the grief being dished out to you over your request, you unfortunatly will reserve you request for help in the future. THis is really to bad as at most times this sight truly offers insight, vision and and can help you clearly see your way out of any dilema. I guess from now on you will learn from this pitfall, as Hind site is always 20-20. Oh by the way, can't help, as I have left my reading glasses at home this morning, so I can not really make out the images on my computer. Dale
Posted by Jay Nichols (Member # 2842) on :
Art Explosion is by Nova Development. It's the best bang for the buck anywhere. http://www.novadevelopment.com/Company/ Posted by Bruce Bowers (Member # 892) on :
Rovelle... the carpenter said all that to his deaf son, you know...
Posted by dave parr (Member # 3868) on :
Good grief folks, all the fella wanted was a pair of googles.
Posted by Bruce Bowers (Member # 892) on :
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