i have a customer that i'd like to have someone else(of course)wipe her a$$(front to back) with that specialty toilet paper! you da man!
Posted by Curtis hammond (Member # 2170) on :
wait'l she wipes her face with this!!
Posted by Jillbeans (Member # 1912) on :
"Takes off all of the new and some of the old!" (brought to you by the makers of Preparation H) Love......Jill
Posted by KARYN BUSH (Member # 1948) on :
could you spare a square? Posted by Kissymatina (Member # 2028) on :
I know a few people who could use that or a labotomy.
"Custom accesories in house addition specifically built to be mother-in-law's new apartment"
"How to fix that husband who can't change an empty toilet paper roll. One use and he'll never forget."
How to make jail be a real deterant. Almost guarantees there will be no repeat offenders.
Who said S&M isn't for the bathroom?
Posted by Suelynn Sedor (Member # 442) on :
"Charmin is for wussies"
[ August 09, 2004, 05:05 PM: Message edited by: Suelynn Sedor ]
Posted by KARYN BUSH (Member # 1948) on :
you mean pussies don't cha?
Posted by Ray Rheaume (Member # 3794) on :
Now you can cut the cheese and grate it too.
Rapid
Posted by Jeremy Paul Taylor (Member # 4441) on :
Take your cheese to the bathroom & do two jobs at once !
Posted by Kissymatina (Member # 2028) on :
Necessary safety equipment for letterhead meet buses that include Rabid
Posted by Bob Rochon (Member # 30) on :
Preperation "G" ( for grater, of course)
" The right tool for hard asses "
Posted by Todd Gill (Member # 2569) on :
Outpatient polyp Remover.
Posted by Terry Baird (Member # 3495) on :
Preparation "Ouch"
Posted by Dawn Ellis (Member # 3529) on :
"Use our bathroom, you'll have a grate time"; "Any way you slice it -- nature calls."
Posted by Gene Golden (Member # 3934) on :
"Grater" absorbancy than your standard 2-ply.
Posted by Todd Gill (Member # 2569) on :
The "lift and cut" paper for hairy butts.
Posted by Gene Golden (Member # 3934) on :
No more left behind after you use this.
Posted by Rovelle W. Gratz (Member # 4404) on :
Grater effectiveness for those unwanted guests.
Posted by John Deaton III (Member # 925) on :
Gives the term "Holy Sh**"! new meaning.
Posted by Todd Gill (Member # 2569) on :
John, hahahaha...good one.
Posted by Jon Aston (Member # 1725) on :
New product relies on the power of fear, say psycholgists. Early results suggest the product is 100% more effective than Immodium in the treatment of diarrhea.
Posted by Todd Gill (Member # 2569) on :
"New toilet paper "blows holes" in the theory that the average american uses 4 squares per wipe"
Posted by Dale Kerr (Member # 4661) on :
Finally Johnston & Johnston and Monastat have teamed up to offer a great new product for both men and women.
The new product piggy backing on the ever popular baby shampoo branding will be touting the slogan "no more rears" It apperently is used to aid in the removal of annoying hemmaroids as well as clear up nasty yeast infections. It is also very effective in removing unsightly stains in under wear commonly reffered to as skid marks. Researchers are so excited about the break through as they have also discovered it can be used to shave pounds off you ass as well.
What will they think of next.
Posted by Todd Gill (Member # 2569) on :
DALE- You're a sick puppy!
Looks like a good way to smooth out the 'ol cellulite...for sure.
How about a "tapeworm" guillotine? This looks like a product Sadistic Saddam might have invented.
Posted by jack wills (Member # 521) on :
Here George!
CrazyJack
Posted by Jeff Spradling (Member # 1615) on :
This product actually dates back to the early 1400's.
It first appeared in "The Roman Daily Chronicle" with the caption...
"Finally a wipe for a knight in shining armor"
Jeff Posted by John Deaton III (Member # 925) on :
"Mr. Johnson, I think we have found the reason for your horrible case of Redrumpitis."
"Self mutilators all over the country blew a gasket when they saw the new toilet paper available from Ace Hardware."
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