The carport was so LONG, I just HAD to do it justice with a car to match!
Posted by Kissymatina (Member # 2028) on :
Eastern Kentucky Honeymoon Suite
Posted by Ray Rheaume (Member # 3794) on :
Surf's up, dude!
Rapid
Posted by Kelly Thorson (Member # 2958) on :
I told ya, sniff, sniff, you don't got no more chances.
Posted by Kissymatina (Member # 2028) on :
Martha Stewart's jail cell
Michael Jackson's secret new lovenest
Posted by Terry Baird (Member # 3495) on :
"And now... back to the Simple Life, starring Paris Hilton and what's her name, Lionel Richie's daughter."
[ July 26, 2004, 11:08 PM: Message edited by: Terry Baird ]
Posted by Mike Pipes (Member # 1573) on :
"Mobile Home for Sale, includes luxurious quarters for mother-in-law"
"Single floor home on wooded acreage, recently built 60 sq ft luxury addition"
Posted by Jon Butterworth (Member # 227) on :
CHAUFFEUR WANTED ... Free accomodation!
Posted by John Deaton III (Member # 925) on :
"Britney Spears marries for the second time to her limo driver Bill Tagwather. The couple are making their home with Bills mom, Lillian Tagwather in the mountains of Pennsylvania." Posted by Dave Grundy (Member # 103) on :
"Satellite TV in the car"
Posted by Wayne Webb (Member # 1124) on :
priorities
Posted by Dave Cox (Member # 3517) on :
OP's new shop finds its home.
Posted by Dave Cox (Member # 3517) on :
OP's new shop finds its home.
Posted by John Largent (Member # 4606) on :
Larry the Cable Guy's Home.
Posted by Jeff Spradling (Member # 1615) on :
New home in the hills...$356.83
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Carport...Priceless
Jeff Posted by greg feil (Member # 4379) on :
That's Funny Large I don't care who you that's funny. Git'er Done Posted by Jillbeans (Member # 1912) on :
I can't compete....they are all too funny! Love...Jill
Posted by Todd Gill (Member # 2569) on :
Otis picks up Tennessean prom date.
[ July 27, 2004, 08:31 AM: Message edited by: Todd Gill ]
Posted by Todd Gill (Member # 2569) on :
The "Good Life" in downtown Detroit, Michigan.
Posted by Todd Gill (Member # 2569) on :
Wait a minute!!! Stop the presses!!! This photo has been photographically doctored!!
There's no tornado!
Posted by Todd Gill (Member # 2569) on :
Bill Clinton makes personal apology to Paula Jones.
Posted by Todd Gill (Member # 2569) on :
Arkansas No-Tell Motel: $16.50 per Hour.
Posted by Todd Gill (Member # 2569) on :
John Kerry wins poker match with ex cons. Buys votes with winnings.
Posted by Todd Gill (Member # 2569) on :
Dolly Parton visits childhood home.
Posted by Todd Gill (Member # 2569) on :
Ken Lay: Life after Enron.
Posted by Todd Gill (Member # 2569) on :
Roland Technician services OP's plotter.
Posted by Todd Gill (Member # 2569) on :
Backstreet boys visit Back-alley whorehouse. Pot bellied pig involved in leud sex-game scandal.
Posted by Todd Gill (Member # 2569) on :
American Gigilo. The Arkansas years.
Posted by William Holohan (Member # 2514) on :
Now reverand, that oughta keep the chicken poop offa the car.
Posted by Todd Gill (Member # 2569) on :
Michael Moore Fahrenheit 911 After Premiere Party
Posted by jimmy chatham (Member # 525) on :
redneck wins lottery!
Posted by Rovelle W. Gratz (Member # 4404) on :
"This is the last time I'll buy a house on E-Bay".
Seriously, a couple years ago a Georgia Boy won the lottery. They ask him what he was going to do with his winnings.
He said he was going to fulfill his lifelong dream and buy a triple-wide and move to Alabama.
Posted by jack wills (Member # 521) on :
Mike LaVallee, is gonna put one a' them flaming deals on my new sign truck but he won't answer the door.
Damnit!
Crazyjack
Posted by Todd Gill (Member # 2569) on :
Wall Street meets dead-end street.
Posted by Todd Gill (Member # 2569) on :
...kinfolk said, "Jed move away from thar", so he loaded up his limo and he moved to Beverleeee...
Hills that is...swimmin' pools, movie stars.
Posted by Todd Gill (Member # 2569) on :
I really shouldn't make fun....except for the grace of God, we're all one-step away from sleeping on a park bench....
Posted by John Deaton III (Member # 925) on :
George Bush goes back home after the election. Posted by Roy Frisby (Member # 736) on :
Michigan governor's mansion!
Posted by Jed Pedersen (Member # 2344) on :
D&%# Cameras!
Now Ma and Jethro are gonna make me come back home Posted by Kissymatina (Member # 2028) on :
ROFL Jed.
Posted by Ray Rheaume (Member # 3794) on :
EVIL KNEIVEL COMES OUT OF RETIREMENT!
Reports have surfaced that mortocycle stuntman Evil Kneivel has be practicing jumping trailer parks at an undisclosed location. A source close to the daredevil mortocycle rider was quoted, saying "Yep, Me and Zeke herad was gonna get back into jumpin' and we figgered we'd invite him down this way to see if he could clear 14 single wides. He's ben doin' good so far, but Ed's gonna upgrade to a double wide next month and we ain't to sure he's gonna clear it no how if'n Ed gits it."
Posted by Todd Gill (Member # 2569) on :
Ooops. Roy, I can see you're from AK....and I was a little rough on your state. Hope you saw a little humor in the stereotypical joshing.
Actually, you're kinda right on the Michigan governor's residence and I had to laugh, because it's located in an older part of town. It's kinda weird, because it's in a nice-but very small subdivision that is literally surrounded by very dinky modest houses and within a few blocks is surrounded by poor, very old and in-need-of-repair homes (dumps IMO). Security must be tight. And for a governor's mansion, it's not all that impressive....there are many homes in lansing that dwarf it.
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Posted by Ray Rheaume (Member # 3794) on :
Hehe, which one has the fridge in it?
*Gump*
Posted by Ray Rheaume (Member # 3794) on :
Hehe, whice one has the food? *Gump*
Posted by James Rheaume (Member # 4681) on :
Oops, i messed up again. I forgot that my dad was logged on, and not me...again. Hehe, =)
*Gump* (not me on my dad's account)
Posted by jack wills (Member # 521) on :
Soon's as Ah git me a ladder rack on this rig ah'll be good t' go!
CrazyKlem
Posted by Dale Kerr (Member # 4661) on :
Now Boss, just be quiet and me and flash and Enos will sneak up on those no good duke boys...Keh Keh Keh. COme on flash get off my leg, ok you can hump for just a minute, Enos turn your head and give the boy some privacy would ya!
Posted by Rovelle W. Gratz (Member # 4404) on :
Ma, the car's coolin' off under the carport, I'm goin' to brush my tooth 'fore we go.
Posted by Leonard Sappington (Member # 4562) on :
UPI: Harlan County, Kentucky.. Since the legalization of Canibus Cultivation one year ago, Kentucky has seen an up-swing in it's economic growth......
Posted by John Deaton III (Member # 925) on :
I wish to heck they would legalize it. Id make me a mint. Id get Joey to come down and help me out as quality control. Posted by Leonard Sappington (Member # 4562) on :
API: Podunk Mississippi.. One year after being convicted of Federal Charges of Income Tax Ivasion, The Rev. Al Sharpton is now having to deal with charges from the FCC. Spokesman for the FCC (Federal Communication Commission) makes claims Rev. Al has been using Bootleg Memory Cards to receive premium channels over his Satellite Dish. When asked for comment the Rev. Al claims he is inocent, and his satellite receiver was a gift from a member of his re-organized congregation. He also claims that he knew nothing of bootleg anything, and that he is a victim, and since all he ever watches on his 52 inch plasma screen T.V. is BET and CBN that he is excersizing his freedom of Religion, and is currently meeting with the Law firm of J. Cochren and associates ( J. Cochren, O.J. Simpson's Attorney during his trial noted for O.J.s Acquittal) to file a 37 million dollar lawsuit against the FCC for Slander and False Charges. The Alleged Member of the re-Organized congregation could not be reached for comment, and the Rev. Al refused to go on camera.
Posted by Todd Gill (Member # 2569) on :
Leonard - LOL...don't forget the racism card ...there's ALWAYS the racism card.
John....you're kidding right? Our local school is already full of doped up, unmotivated underachievers... Let's make it legal so they can steal it from their folks too. Society needs more drugs, they're such a life enhancing necessity....without them, we just can't seem to function to our full potential. Posted by John Deaton III (Member # 925) on :
Todd, you and Lenny were having a little fun with stereotyping, and I was just playing along. Having had someone in my family that went through a very hard time with oxycodone, I have seen firsthand what they can do. Just chill out a little, you're worrying too much about the election. Posted by Todd Gill (Member # 2569) on :
Hehehehe...I'm gel-in' John. Didn't catch the sarcasm. Being from a law enforcement family, I've seen and heard too many sad tales of the effects of street drugs...including the "Cheech n Chong" variety.
Generations of youth have had their lives diminished at best and destroyed at worst...so I'm just a little sensitive to that topic and really have difficulty having any respect for partakers and [especially] dealers of illegal drugs.
Election? No worries here. Cleanse on bro! Posted by Kathy Joiner (Member # 1814) on :
Do ya'll remember that song, "Welfare Cadillac"? Well that was the first thing that crossed my mind when I saw the pic.
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