I read Bruce's post on blues singer names ("Big Legs" McGee by the way) and remembered this...
To find out what your porn star name would be... 1st name: the name of your first pet as a child 2nd name: the name of the first street that you lived on.
"Stumpy" North
My 2nd pet and 2nd street:
"Twinky" Rose (you don't get many women with a name like Stumpy)
[ June 21, 2004, 06:25 PM: Message edited by: Terry Baird ]
Posted by Jillbeans (Member # 1912) on :
Cindy South Pioneer! In Brooce's post I was something like Boney Thorax Bailey. love...jill
Posted by TransLab (Member # 470) on :
Judy Hudson ???
Hmmm ... didn't realise becoming a porn star had to involve a sex change ... guess that's why it's called 'paying your dues'
* note to self: forget new career!
Posted by Jane Diaz (Member # 595) on :
I'd be Snookie Pine! WHO HOO! Another one is to take your middle name and your Mother's maiden name and that is your soap opera name. I'd be Esther Flohr.
Posted by Mark Perkins (Member # 296) on :
"peewee oak" HUH that ain't me
Posted by Ray Rheaume (Member # 3794) on :
"Queenie Central"
NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rapid....and I'm stickin' with it.
Posted by Corey Wine (Member # 1640) on :
had 2 dogs...
"TUFFY CLIFFWOOD" or "CLEO CLIFFWOOD"
they'd both work! Posted by Jerry VanHorn (Member # 4704) on :
Jerry John Holmes Posted by Mike Languein (Member # 319) on :
Mrs. Buttons 8th
oh, say not so!
Posted by KARYN BUSH (Member # 1948) on :
cookie route 16
Posted by Alan Ackerson (Member # 3224) on :
Fink Windsor
Posted by Dawn Ellis (Member # 3529) on :
Pipeye Stanley. Talking about signs I hope it would be well hung.
Posted by Bill Biggs (Member # 18) on :
winky culberhouse cool! you guys got way too much time on your hands. Bill
Posted by Robert Talesky (Member # 4460) on :
"Chicklett Bordeaux"...hehe...thats what they would call me in french....
Posted by Harris Kohen (Member # 2139) on :
Hmmmm
Turkey Monroe
I like the second pet and street better Cindy Ivy Hills
Or maybe the third of each.... Bennie Berkshire
Posted by Kissymatina (Member # 2028) on :
Ginger Elm
Posted by Jon Aston (Member # 1725) on :
"Dusty Temperance" - Sounds like porn for the elderly!
Posted by Dusty Campbell (Member # 4601) on :
Boots Robin. Sometimes it just don't work. Are these going to be our names for Ray's movie? Some of theses are great.
Posted by Bruce Bowers (Member # 892) on :
Sheesh... I would be Zeta Green...
Second would be Smokey Sunshine....
Too freakin' funny...
My soap name would be James Powell... Same as Pap Pap. Now, THAT would be really cool.
"Muddy Fingers" McGee Posted by Alicia B. Jennings (Member # 1272) on :
Gambler Fraser I don;t know. That doesn't sound like a porn star to me.
Posted by Mike Duncan (Member # 316) on :
Rex Irving or Sue Irving or Yurtle Irving-can't remember which pet was first-can I just settle for Rex Irving? Posted by Barbara Murrell (Member # 3879) on :
mmmm I'd be William Inchmery not very sexy, then I'd be Tiga Pickhurst or Simba Palace. I think I might Pass on these. My soap name would just be Shattock as I don't have a middle name again not really very funny. Perhaps it doesn't work if your english!!! Posted by Philip Steffen (Member # 2235) on :
Popcorn Baker for me. Ladies, has that got sex appeal? Because I don't think so.
Posted by Monte Jumper (Member # 1106) on :
Funny the people drawn to this post...I think your formula works.
I would be "Hungry Joseph"
Nah ...I aint goin there...it is funny tho! Posted by captain ken (Member # 742) on :
hmmm.... jet rockland, that could work.... my second would be great for a bondage name or something... angus ropes
Posted by Robert Root (Member # 758) on :
Rusty Sheddon - guess that could work for everyone.
Rob
Posted by DianeBalch (Member # 1301) on :
Zorba Lincoln. Sounds like I need a sex change.
diane
Posted by Amy Brown (Member # 1963) on :
1. Gigi Hartwell
2. Sneakers Skogen ?????
Posted by Suelynn Sedor (Member # 442) on :
Sandy Broadway
My soap name would be Gaye Norton.
Posted by Mike Languein (Member # 319) on :
Just plain "Bob Root" would work in a movie about John & Lorena Bobbitt Posted by Bob Rochon (Member # 30) on :
Pudgy Greenwood lol
Posted by Artisan Signs (Member # 3146) on :
Fungus Oak
(yes you read right,..I lived on Oak St)
Posted by Paul Luszcz (Member # 4042) on :
I go lucky... "Tiger Main"
Posted by Rich Stebbing (Member # 368) on :
Pepper Mill
Posted by Lotti Prokott (Member # 2684) on :
Lucky Barbarella!!!
Holy cow, I should have stayed away from this post... Posted by Santo (Member # 411) on :
Harry Olive
Posted by The Moon (Member # 452) on :
Teacup Normandy
...I'm a small ship that has sailed? LOL
The I'd rather be a stripper side of the Moon
(and No, that's not a typo) Posted by Murray MacDonald (Member # 3558) on :
The picture this draws just ain't workin'...Chubby Cardinal Richelieu... soap name?...Murray Murray. You can say that again!
MUR
Posted by Kathy Joiner (Member # 1814) on :
Well, my porn name sounds like my luck. Jinx 13th.
Posted by Mark Matyjakowski (Member # 294) on :
OH, good, when I first saw the post title I though maybe that tape made it to the internet ... pfew what a relief hahahaha
quote:Harry Olive
BAhahahaha ROTFLMAO
Mine .... Buffy Feasel (low quality porn haha)
Posted by Rich Stebbing (Member # 368) on :
And to think that I am the Father of "Thumper Burton"!
Posted by Dave Cox - That Sign Guy (Member # 3517) on :
So funny to me that Mikes post re: ho's is gone but this Porn Star post stays.
Posted by Dave Levesque (Member # 4374) on :
"Mitzi Webster"
Posted by Sheila Ferrell (Member # 3741) on :
lol . . .and to think, I ALMOST did'nt read this post due to the misleading TITLE.....
I think "Pete Mangum" should be reserved for a detective series . . . . . .but I'm thinking of actually changing my name to "Radar Oakland" ......
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