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Posted by John Weber (Member # 226) on :
 
I halve a spelling checker,
It came with my pea see.
It plainly marks four my revue
Mistakes I dew knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word
And weight four it two say
Weather eye am wrong oar write
It shows me strait aweigh.

As soon as a mist ache is maid
It nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the era rite
Its rarely ever wrong.

I've scent this massage threw it,
And I'm shore your pleased too no
Its letter prefect in every weigh;
My checker tolled me sew.
 

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Posted by Sheila Ferrell (Member # 3741) on :
 
Hay Mister Jon,
i per-sun-ul-ee hayt thet spill chikker . . .
tha wun i hav aw-wayz givz me 2 mini wayz ta spill tha werd an thin wonts MEE 2 daside witch wun iz tha rite wun!

heh,heh . . I like your poem . . . why can't we just always spell words the way they sound??
 

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Posted by Steve Racz (Member # 4376) on :
 
John,

After you run spell checker, then you should run Microsoft Word grammar checker. Then no one will be able to understand your message!
 

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Posted by Robert Lambie (Member # 4258) on :
 
Well I am new here at letterville and I’ll hold my hand up now to being the worst smeller in town!

not only do i spell bad i type with a scottish twang/accent.
 

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Posted by Robert Thomas (Member # 1356) on :
 
Spell Ckecker,
Smell Checler
No Seriously, I will sometimes type my post, then highlight everything, copy, go to create mail, paste, spell check everything, then copy and paste back into the post.

I know, a lot of trouble, but I don't want to look a dummy. I wish more would take the time to write a proper post or reply. If it is too sloppy, I won't even read it.

I HATE ALL CAPS!!!!!! AM I YELLING???? AM I STUPID????

'nother pet peeve is spellin' like yer talkin' in slang. Write properly or get no respect, from me at least.

Cheers

[ March 07, 2004, 11:18 PM: Message edited by: Robert Thomas ]
 

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Posted by Sheila Ferrell (Member # 3741) on :
 
UH -OH Robert!!!

I rekun you don't never read nuna my stuff then, huh?? LOL

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I personally respect people who can write, spell or talk like a Harvard professor but are still fun enough to cut-up a little . . .or a "lil'
 

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Posted by Robert Thomas (Member # 1356) on :
 
Well Sheila, I may make an exception for you 'cause you're from 'bama an all.

Hell, I have to admit that I didn't graduate High School, but I have tried hard ever since.

Misspelled words on signs cost money. When I was hand lettering them, the boss would make us go out and fix it on our own time.
Once, I misspelled a word on a fabric awning, once on a vinyl banner (lettered with vinyl ink) & once on a sprayed illuminated sign. Ouch, the humiliation from of your boss and peers!

I find the dictionary is better than spell check, because you learn the spelling.

English & spelling are very important in our biz. So is talking to customers in a professional manner & writing a concise proposal.

Cheers & Happy Spelling!
 

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Posted by Sheila Ferrell (Member # 3741) on :
 
HECK, Robert!! That's mighty white of ya, makin' a 'ception fer lil' ol' me!!

LOL, hey, we actually use dictionarys down . . . . er' UP here too
 

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